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davelr.bsky.social
Dave LR
@davelr.bsky.social
Kinda nerdy. Kinda tired.
Very gay. Very thirsty.
31 and injured. Self-proclaimed blob.
🥵🥵🥵
December 8, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Ooo I didn’t realise you could find it in ZA! Also, Mega Victreebel is me — just this massive blob bouncing around 😆😆😆
November 7, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I know it’s a little self-serving to think myself as a green flag, but after a guy I was scheduling a date with said that my vulnerability was a red flag, I’m not so sure anymore.

Pissed him off trying to counter-point and it all fell apart, so the date never happened. Small blessings, I think.
October 26, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Something something something phone listening to me talking about how I got dumped something something… and then proceeds to show me this. Not really into harnesses, but the body it’s on? Will be on my knees begging
April 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Took me a moment to figure out this wasn’t in Celsius 😂😂😂

You’re a pretty tall guy, so that works for this 5’6” gay 🫣🫣🫣

Meanwhile, this is the weather I’ll be dealing with in my part of the world 🔥🔥🔥

Conversion: min temp 21C/69.8F, max temp 42C/107.6F
January 18, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Without a doubt
January 16, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Post a picture you took of your favourite city in the world without revealing its name
January 15, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Alright, twist my arm, why don't you?

I got a size S. It's a loose enough fit but wraps around my arms pretty nicely. Also, managed to catch me with a fresh trim!

No abs, unfortunately 😪😪😪

I may be inclined to take a better one when I'm actually out and about hahaha
January 14, 2025 at 1:37 PM
What’s everyone’s Gen 1, 2, 3, and 4 Pokémon?

Here's my list!
January 11, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Smile 2 was probably one of the better horror films I’ve seen last year. The fact that it’s got an accompanying canonical EP is icing on the cake.

Here’s a fun fact: the opening scene of the film was recorded in one continuous take. It’s about 7 mins long (might be wrong on its length).
January 6, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Favourite Pokémon (Aggron)
Favourite Starter (Mudkip)
Favourite Legendary (Zygarde)
Favourite Mythical (Celebi)
January 4, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Currently taking applications! 😂😂😂
January 4, 2025 at 4:00 AM
As a year-end and an ever aging me celebration, some of my friends decided to get me prints of the hottest men across Australia.

Of course, the fire service is essential during this time of year, and their dedication to their craft is inspirational.

That, and they’ve all got smoking hot bods 🔥🔥🔥
December 30, 2024 at 8:26 AM
An oldie but a goodie. An amazing chest 🫢🫢🫢
December 25, 2024 at 10:47 AM
Ah, yes. The classic troupe of: one likes big tids (pecs) aka me, and another has said big tids (position is currently open)

I give nice hugs! Is that a good sell? I dunno… gay dating is still an enigma to me 🥲🥲🥲
December 9, 2024 at 10:54 AM
Pronouns: He/Him
Height: 168cm (~5'6")
Shoe: US 10.5
Zodiac: ♐ (or water rooster, your choice of chart)
Smoke: No
Tattoos: 0 (afraid of needles)
Piercings: 0 (see previous point)
Favourite drink: Iced mocha (regardless of weather)
December 8, 2024 at 5:47 AM
A year-end present like this, maybe?
December 7, 2024 at 10:32 AM
I want to be this lady. Unfortunately, I’m still single, but it’s nice to hope every once in a while, right?
December 7, 2024 at 2:02 AM
Crossposting this from the app for lesser beings (including me). What type of gay am I if I said that I’d be on my knees for only Pedro and Jonny? The other three aren’t particularly interesting people. But I suppose that’s not the point 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
December 6, 2024 at 1:49 AM
One thing about the music I listen to is that the genre doesn’t really matter to me—I only care if I like it. I also listen to these songs on repeat forever and ever and ever… which is how older songs get featured on this list
December 3, 2024 at 3:36 PM
These are my top 5 artists for the year. None of these are particularly surprising. My total listening time for All Time Low dropped from over 7,000 minutes last year to just under 2,000 minutes this year 🎧🎧🎧
December 3, 2024 at 3:19 PM
My current obsession: watching DIY home reno videos on YouTube. I have no handyman skills whatsoever but yeah, I'll watch a video on how to build a pergola
December 1, 2024 at 9:46 AM
Who’s your favourite Pokémon from each type? 🍃🔥💧

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You can tell which generations of Pokémon I’ve played and actually enjoyed. Choosing one for each type was surprisingly hard. I rate @tylerlifts.bsky.social’s choices too
November 28, 2024 at 12:37 AM
If I had a partner who looked like this, I’d be a mushy puddle on the floor. I’d hug him and never let go—I’m not that tall anyway so he’d have no problems moving around 🐨🐨🐨
November 27, 2024 at 8:45 AM
Long live this Vine classic. Long live Drew Gooden
November 24, 2024 at 6:44 AM