They won't be read by a person, they'll be read by an LLM which will make a decision with no oversight or appeal available.

Are you going to add your experiences to the literature on owl rehab, to help the next person magnificently crazy enough to attempt this?

Born 32 weeks after Tony Blair was first elected to parliament. Makes it unlikely to be a celebratory conception, but going by normal gestation times it is entirely plausible that Cherie told him she was pregnant on election night.

Do you think the Rams would consider offering their two 1st round picks for Parsons? The combo of him and Verse would be pretty scary!

My best mate used to wind people up by arguing that that if there was an Illuminati they have overseen a couple of centuries of things like massively decreased child mortality and improving living standards. That he thought they were doing quite a good job and would quite like to join them.

David Brent

He will end the halftime show by flying it out of the stadium

Swann is pretty clearly a homophone TBF

Can we pencil in the Giants for 1st draft pick in 2026? All this plus the 49ers would be tough for anyone.

But surely the Bengals are not crazy enough to keep playing him once they are eliminated from playoff contention?

How correlated are the figures for man and zone? Gimme an R² value!

You'd want a hot tub to dissolve a hot bed, wouldn't you?

Time to pitch "A history of the world in 47 Vordermans"?

Is there any chance Met Eireann will publish a comparable dataset? It feels like we are missing part of the jigsaw.

I don't find Disney+ that bad, but that's probably because I sometimes use ITVX.

Why couldn't he be the same policeman as in 55 Degrees North? It's the MCU but for BBC detectives