DavidKeylac
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DavidKeylac
@davekeylac.bsky.social
Promise I'm not being pedantic, but Australia and New Zealand aren't in NATO. They're allies, but different agreements. So this part should be "we'll create a new framework with our - once your - best allies without you."
January 20, 2026 at 10:52 AM
I love the art, but I did have a question. I haven't kept up comics, but when did Jubilee trade in her T-shirt and shooters for skintight hot pants and crop top?
January 16, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Drat. Was hoping you could introduce me. Hmmm... Maybe you could get me in contact with the schnauzer?
January 13, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Hmmm. A good World or North/South American History, a blank notebook, or the final A Song of Ice and Fire book, just to force him to finish so I could do that.
January 2, 2026 at 7:51 PM
December 28, 2025 at 2:47 AM
This makes sense. Bovino probably feels guilt over this, since it's an affront to the natural order. He knows people in this country aren't meant to be killed by drunk drivers, but rather be viciously murdered by a sweet old abuela trying to get a green card at a courthouse.
December 14, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Rudd Family. Since Paul Rudd doesn't age, we would never have to worry about it.
December 4, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I am fearless. I am curious. I have deadened myself inside and removed the need for brain bleach.

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I made it to the third paragraph and threw up a little in my mouth.
November 22, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Isn't the definition of good people?
November 15, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Depends. Is the charge about concealing the files, or about Prez Pedos own conduct as described in the files? If the former, likely. If the latter no, that would probably be accessory after the fact.
November 13, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Hey Wil, read your post and was nodding along the whole time. I'm going to offer a piece of advice. Ask Anne to write 300 words of a story. It can be absurd, silly, filled with errors. All it needs to do is spark with you. Always seems like a differenr part of the brain.
August 26, 2025 at 7:38 AM
When if comes up in conversation, I have to tell people that I will never wear a dress... again. Mrs. Doubtfire costume was enough, just found it uncomfortable. Bra stuffed with a lot of socks was fine, but not really needed outside that context.
August 23, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Rep Raskin, please don't. I (generally) like and approve of you, and one of the reasons is you (generally) aren't a troll or an arsehole. This type of showboating trollery isn't something that works coming from you. Please leave this to GCN, who is a showboating arsehole, even if a Democratic one.
August 21, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Huh. That is a great point. I want to argue that we're not still in that same era, since that would mean 32 years without a truly transformative film, but I can't think of one.

As a FPFC, what's your personal list of films that define eras? Jaws as the founder of the Blockbuster Era for example.
August 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Almost As Good As Ezra
August 13, 2025 at 9:22 AM
But... that's not even the Oxford Comma! They didn't use any commas. What the hell, Tails?!
August 2, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Willow
July 22, 2025 at 2:52 AM
By any reasonable measure, you are not. You have survived the grueling trials of this life and brought happiness and art into the world. We all have moments of exhaustion though, even of hope. Tell Drippy Mouth to bugger off and maybe have a word with Duane if you can.
July 21, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I would honestly be surprised to find that hasn't already happened.
July 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Actually worse than that; the statute did clearly authorize it. Majority seemed to say "but that can't be what they meant, even if it's explicitly allowed!"
July 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
At a convention, ate at the place next door, where I was the first person to explain to the overworked waitress what was going on. She then proudly informed me I was sitting in the same spot as her earlier patron, @wilwheaton.net
June 14, 2025 at 6:42 AM