Billy Jor-El
@davehumbird.bsky.social
model citizen | zero discipline
Is this anything
December 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Is this anything
I made sauce on Sunday and kept thinking I should check for helicopters
September 17, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I made sauce on Sunday and kept thinking I should check for helicopters
Timeline checks out
July 15, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Timeline checks out
Watching my stories
June 28, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Watching my stories
“But we have withering critiques of the tech oligarchy at home!”
The withering critique at home:
The withering critique at home:
June 2, 2025 at 11:35 PM
“But we have withering critiques of the tech oligarchy at home!”
The withering critique at home:
The withering critique at home:
Absolutely gutted to learn that my TV thinks my name is GGLUSERO
May 30, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Absolutely gutted to learn that my TV thinks my name is GGLUSERO
Rolling into Monday like
May 12, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Rolling into Monday like
Sandcrab bat-signal
February 12, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Sandcrab bat-signal
Sounds like a μP, not an MP
February 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Sounds like a μP, not an MP
Trick or treaters on my street should be prepared to appease the Spooky Halloween Squirrel. A burnt offering is customary.
October 28, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Trick or treaters on my street should be prepared to appease the Spooky Halloween Squirrel. A burnt offering is customary.
A lactic acid sampler for my homies
October 17, 2024 at 8:41 PM
A lactic acid sampler for my homies
Came on again right when I faved this
October 12, 2024 at 11:28 PM
Came on again right when I faved this
Let our two cats roam in & out during a party last Saturday. The “known flight risk” never even left the yard. This one—who hasn’t spent a cumulative 90 minutes outdoors in 10 years—ran away for four days.
October 3, 2024 at 1:08 PM
Let our two cats roam in & out during a party last Saturday. The “known flight risk” never even left the yard. This one—who hasn’t spent a cumulative 90 minutes outdoors in 10 years—ran away for four days.
Guess what I bought
September 28, 2024 at 5:25 PM
Guess what I bought
R and D hashtag Oktoberfest
September 16, 2024 at 1:59 AM
R and D hashtag Oktoberfest
Last hour of the last day at the neighborhood pool
September 16, 2024 at 1:46 AM
Last hour of the last day at the neighborhood pool
What is this AI slop
September 2, 2024 at 2:16 AM
What is this AI slop