Billy Jor-El
@davehumbird.bsky.social
model citizen | zero discipline
Is this anything
December 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Is this anything
The Fog of President
December 2, 2025 at 9:20 PM
The Fog of President
Lisdexamfetamine al-Ghaib
November 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Lisdexamfetamine al-Ghaib
All steals, no deals
November 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
All steals, no deals
Reposted by Billy Jor-El
“Decorative gourd” comes from the Greek “deka,” meaning “ten little pumpkins.”
September 24, 2023 at 8:04 PM
“Decorative gourd” comes from the Greek “deka,” meaning “ten little pumpkins.”
Become uncrustable
September 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Become uncrustable
Whack fol the diddle oh, there’s crackers in the barrel
August 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Whack fol the diddle oh, there’s crackers in the barrel
Baghdad Bob-ass administration
August 2, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Baghdad Bob-ass administration
Watching my stories
June 28, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Watching my stories
Every character in Anora has endorsed Cuomo
June 23, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Every character in Anora has endorsed Cuomo
“But we have withering critiques of the tech oligarchy at home!”
The withering critique at home:
The withering critique at home:
June 2, 2025 at 11:35 PM
“But we have withering critiques of the tech oligarchy at home!”
The withering critique at home:
The withering critique at home:
Absolutely gutted to learn that my TV thinks my name is GGLUSERO
May 30, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Absolutely gutted to learn that my TV thinks my name is GGLUSERO
“Gut bacteria” is German for “good bacteria”
May 23, 2025 at 12:35 AM
“Gut bacteria” is German for “good bacteria”
Rolling into Monday like
May 12, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Rolling into Monday like
I wish the hat a little bit taller
I wish-a Pizzaballa
I wish a catholic girl could be pope
I would call her
I wish-a Pizzaballa
I wish a catholic girl could be pope
I would call her
May 8, 2025 at 12:02 PM
I wish the hat a little bit taller
I wish-a Pizzaballa
I wish a catholic girl could be pope
I would call her
I wish-a Pizzaballa
I wish a catholic girl could be pope
I would call her
the snakebite guy has an amazing publicist
May 3, 2025 at 8:57 PM
the snakebite guy has an amazing publicist
This country is in a dire situation*
*Gene-edited situation clone with dire characteristics
*Gene-edited situation clone with dire characteristics
April 21, 2025 at 3:00 PM
This country is in a dire situation*
*Gene-edited situation clone with dire characteristics
*Gene-edited situation clone with dire characteristics
Reposted by Billy Jor-El
Mid-April; I’m in my graupel era
April 16, 2024 at 2:27 AM
Mid-April; I’m in my graupel era
Reposted by Billy Jor-El
What is this AI slop
September 2, 2024 at 2:16 AM
What is this AI slop
TWELVE bar blues? In this economy?
March 21, 2025 at 10:32 PM
TWELVE bar blues? In this economy?
If you’re bored and you don’t know where to hang at
Why don’t you hang where we all sit
Poopies on the strip
Why don’t you hang where we all sit
Poopies on the strip
March 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
If you’re bored and you don’t know where to hang at
Why don’t you hang where we all sit
Poopies on the strip
Why don’t you hang where we all sit
Poopies on the strip
We're calling him Sleepy Kier, too much time down at the ether factory
February 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM
We're calling him Sleepy Kier, too much time down at the ether factory