Im just saying if a rep from Minnesota jumped his ass on the house floor, he'd be getting what was coming to him. And I would not feel bad that he was involved.

The new balances and the socks lmao

Looking like he's about to start a fight in a Costco with a teenage cashier

What in the goddamn fuck did I just read

The vibes might be in shambles, but the hat game remains immaculate

You also get the very fun and progressive sensation "ah fuck, shit, why does this hurt now?" when you wake up after going out with friends.

Conversely, you get to use "nah I'm actually just gonna stay home" to get out of basically anything without remorse, and I assume that's what heroin feel like

Also - and I hate to give it to the cop - but a whiskey espresso martini is sociopath behavior.