Dave
@davedouble.bsky.social
They thought history ended? Well, how did that go for them?
To shreds you say.
To shreds you say.
So like. What's the move when the president is casually dropping the fact that he's having apparently regular (now) cognitive tests. Not to read into the language or details, just that fact alone.
December 10, 2025 at 6:45 AM
So like. What's the move when the president is casually dropping the fact that he's having apparently regular (now) cognitive tests. Not to read into the language or details, just that fact alone.
This Google Gemini ad and that offers "choosing a name for your new puppy" as a use case for AI is uhhhhhhhhh
The saddest thing I've seen all week
The saddest thing I've seen all week
November 12, 2025 at 5:25 PM
This Google Gemini ad and that offers "choosing a name for your new puppy" as a use case for AI is uhhhhhhhhh
The saddest thing I've seen all week
The saddest thing I've seen all week
To say nothing of the fucking M-1.
"But the Germans had the FG42, but muh STG44"
My brother in Christ they fought the war with bolt actions because their ONE semi-auto rifle (G43) was so shitty it would rip itself apart after enough firing. Meanwhile I can shoot a 1944 surplus M-1 TODAY like new
"But the Germans had the FG42, but muh STG44"
My brother in Christ they fought the war with bolt actions because their ONE semi-auto rifle (G43) was so shitty it would rip itself apart after enough firing. Meanwhile I can shoot a 1944 surplus M-1 TODAY like new
October 30, 2025 at 6:21 PM
To say nothing of the fucking M-1.
"But the Germans had the FG42, but muh STG44"
My brother in Christ they fought the war with bolt actions because their ONE semi-auto rifle (G43) was so shitty it would rip itself apart after enough firing. Meanwhile I can shoot a 1944 surplus M-1 TODAY like new
"But the Germans had the FG42, but muh STG44"
My brother in Christ they fought the war with bolt actions because their ONE semi-auto rifle (G43) was so shitty it would rip itself apart after enough firing. Meanwhile I can shoot a 1944 surplus M-1 TODAY like new
Jesus these people are just so fucking dumb. This is like 1/100th of the D-Day invasion fleet. The ability to even build this at scale is INCREDIBLE ENGINEERING actually.
THE GERMANS WERE USING FUCKING HORSES FOR LOGISTICS.
THE GERMANS WERE USING FUCKING HORSES FOR LOGISTICS.
October 30, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Jesus these people are just so fucking dumb. This is like 1/100th of the D-Day invasion fleet. The ability to even build this at scale is INCREDIBLE ENGINEERING actually.
THE GERMANS WERE USING FUCKING HORSES FOR LOGISTICS.
THE GERMANS WERE USING FUCKING HORSES FOR LOGISTICS.
First this now that.
Fuck man, just one Monday. I want just ONE goddamn Monday of this presidency to not be a roaring dumpster fire.
Fuck man, just one Monday. I want just ONE goddamn Monday of this presidency to not be a roaring dumpster fire.
September 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
First this now that.
Fuck man, just one Monday. I want just ONE goddamn Monday of this presidency to not be a roaring dumpster fire.
Fuck man, just one Monday. I want just ONE goddamn Monday of this presidency to not be a roaring dumpster fire.
Well. I'm gonna go drink brunch cocktails until I pass out now.
September 6, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Well. I'm gonna go drink brunch cocktails until I pass out now.
Bryan Cranston, best known for his role as Patrick Crump in The X-Files (1998)
September 4, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Bryan Cranston, best known for his role as Patrick Crump in The X-Files (1998)
Bryan Cranston, best known for his role as Patrick Crump in The X-Files (1998)
September 4, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Bryan Cranston, best known for his role as Patrick Crump in The X-Files (1998)
A very blessed Emotion 10-Years Day to all who celebrate.
August 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
A very blessed Emotion 10-Years Day to all who celebrate.
Trump's appeal makes way more sense when you consider that his whole aesthetic is "rich guy in an 80s movie" and is accomplished solely via the use of cheap, trashy Home Depot decor items and gold spray paint.
The target market for this shit is his base, they just think HIS decor is real.
The target market for this shit is his base, they just think HIS decor is real.
August 19, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Trump's appeal makes way more sense when you consider that his whole aesthetic is "rich guy in an 80s movie" and is accomplished solely via the use of cheap, trashy Home Depot decor items and gold spray paint.
The target market for this shit is his base, they just think HIS decor is real.
The target market for this shit is his base, they just think HIS decor is real.
It's literally plastic appliqué molding from Home Depot that they sprayed gold and tacked up.
Here's the online listing just in case you too would like your home to be Faux Dictator Kitsch:
Here's the online listing just in case you too would like your home to be Faux Dictator Kitsch:
August 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
It's literally plastic appliqué molding from Home Depot that they sprayed gold and tacked up.
Here's the online listing just in case you too would like your home to be Faux Dictator Kitsch:
Here's the online listing just in case you too would like your home to be Faux Dictator Kitsch:
I'm going to take a nap now and if Elon and Trump haven't met to settle this with a duel in front of the White House by the time I wake up, someone better find them and superglue colt dragoons to their palms god damn it.
June 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I'm going to take a nap now and if Elon and Trump haven't met to settle this with a duel in front of the White House by the time I wake up, someone better find them and superglue colt dragoons to their palms god damn it.
Just watch this fucking guy be the first president to War Thunder himself because he's constitutionally incapable of shutting the fuck up.
Fucking F-47...
Fucking F-47...
May 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Just watch this fucking guy be the first president to War Thunder himself because he's constitutionally incapable of shutting the fuck up.
Fucking F-47...
Fucking F-47...
Lmao fuck me. Acting NSA too, huh.
Well at least we get to see Marco Rubio with a now-constant face of dread when in public.
Well at least we get to see Marco Rubio with a now-constant face of dread when in public.
May 1, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Lmao fuck me. Acting NSA too, huh.
Well at least we get to see Marco Rubio with a now-constant face of dread when in public.
Well at least we get to see Marco Rubio with a now-constant face of dread when in public.
"Sorry guys, I'm running behind because the Governor's 'turnkey AI optimization solution' bricked all the traffic lights in this zip code."
Can't wait.
Can't wait.
April 30, 2025 at 5:01 PM
"Sorry guys, I'm running behind because the Governor's 'turnkey AI optimization solution' bricked all the traffic lights in this zip code."
Can't wait.
Can't wait.
The guys behind the Business Plot would be aghast at how petty and dumb everyone in this group chat is. And also furious that they're actually making headway instead of getting uno-reversed by a guy named Smedley.
April 28, 2025 at 4:54 AM
The guys behind the Business Plot would be aghast at how petty and dumb everyone in this group chat is. And also furious that they're actually making headway instead of getting uno-reversed by a guy named Smedley.
The hour has arrived and the Khan calls his banners to glory! Ride now, ride to victory!
(He's running)
(He's running)
April 28, 2025 at 4:32 AM
The hour has arrived and the Khan calls his banners to glory! Ride now, ride to victory!
(He's running)
(He's running)
They're trying to play us for fools. But it will be THEY who are fools after I secure the Mrs. Butterworth's strategic reserve!
April 9, 2025 at 7:07 PM
They're trying to play us for fools. But it will be THEY who are fools after I secure the Mrs. Butterworth's strategic reserve!
I'm not panicking! I'm cool! YOU need to be cool. I'm also super NOT backing down.
Why am I sweating?
Why am I sweating?
April 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I'm not panicking! I'm cool! YOU need to be cool. I'm also super NOT backing down.
Why am I sweating?
Why am I sweating?
Simply build a wind turbine, battery, and nutrient paste dispenser for your crops. Boom. Infinite food hack.
The end times will also be luxury times.
The end times will also be luxury times.
April 4, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Simply build a wind turbine, battery, and nutrient paste dispenser for your crops. Boom. Infinite food hack.
The end times will also be luxury times.
The end times will also be luxury times.