Dave (he/they)
@daveactually.bsky.social
I am a man who will fight for your honor
I’ll be the hero you’re dreaming of 😹
Best friend is a rescue pit named Patrick sharing space with two senior cats
Need more human community to cope with the horror of democracy eroding in real time
📍durham💜nc
I’ll be the hero you’re dreaming of 😹
Best friend is a rescue pit named Patrick sharing space with two senior cats
Need more human community to cope with the horror of democracy eroding in real time
📍durham💜nc
Walk with the pup near the NC Botanical Gardens #chapelhill
December 21, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Walk with the pup near the NC Botanical Gardens #chapelhill
Random guy in North Carolina expressing gratitude toward two wonderful entertainers and people for making me smile though walking my pup does that too!
December 21, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Random guy in North Carolina expressing gratitude toward two wonderful entertainers and people for making me smile though walking my pup does that too!
Rep. Andy Harris (R-MD) championed the hemp ban. He wants to protect kids.
If he's serious, he's dense. Even children who fail math can look at this chart and understand they're infinitely more likely to die from ALL other causes.
But he knows he's full of shit. Bought and paid for by Big Alcohol.
If he's serious, he's dense. Even children who fail math can look at this chart and understand they're infinitely more likely to die from ALL other causes.
But he knows he's full of shit. Bought and paid for by Big Alcohol.
November 20, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Rep. Andy Harris (R-MD) championed the hemp ban. He wants to protect kids.
If he's serious, he's dense. Even children who fail math can look at this chart and understand they're infinitely more likely to die from ALL other causes.
But he knows he's full of shit. Bought and paid for by Big Alcohol.
If he's serious, he's dense. Even children who fail math can look at this chart and understand they're infinitely more likely to die from ALL other causes.
But he knows he's full of shit. Bought and paid for by Big Alcohol.
Mrs. Garrett is very disappointed
November 19, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Mrs. Garrett is very disappointed
#nokings #durhamnc The Bull City had a huge turnout! Didn't get many photos, glad to find some more. @markhamillofficial.bsky.social came up with the stirring prose on number 3. Based on his social media posts, 🟠🤡 seems to embrace the moniker #DiaperDon
#EvenTheIntrovertsAreHere
#EvenTheIntrovertsAreHere
October 19, 2025 at 5:17 AM
#nokings #durhamnc The Bull City had a huge turnout! Didn't get many photos, glad to find some more. @markhamillofficial.bsky.social came up with the stirring prose on number 3. Based on his social media posts, 🟠🤡 seems to embrace the moniker #DiaperDon
#EvenTheIntrovertsAreHere
#EvenTheIntrovertsAreHere
Diaper Don finally shit someone on Fifth Avenue like he said he would
October 19, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Diaper Don finally shit someone on Fifth Avenue like he said he would
Couldn't fit them all but thank you!
October 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Couldn't fit them all but thank you!
Interrupting your Antifa feed for some religious scholarship. Did you know that Cat created Dog?
October 2, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Interrupting your Antifa feed for some religious scholarship. Did you know that Cat created Dog?
Hey straight white billionaire Bob Iger—you run ABC, the American Broadcasting Company. You're in a unique position to challenge all this. You have more power than 99.99% of us. Yet you choose stakeholder value over the survival of American democracy. Grow a pair or take your billions and f*** off
September 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Hey straight white billionaire Bob Iger—you run ABC, the American Broadcasting Company. You're in a unique position to challenge all this. You have more power than 99.99% of us. Yet you choose stakeholder value over the survival of American democracy. Grow a pair or take your billions and f*** off
I guess I’m not the only one canceling Hulu right now.
September 18, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I guess I’m not the only one canceling Hulu right now.
There are worse places to work out of #chapelhill library
September 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
There are worse places to work out of #chapelhill library
Which is just a few feet away from Stephen Miller's most despised section of the library
September 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Which is just a few feet away from Stephen Miller's most despised section of the library
I'm sitting next to Stephen Miller's favorite section of the library.
September 17, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I'm sitting next to Stephen Miller's favorite section of the library.
September 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
September 4, 2025 at 3:42 AM
On the bright side, his skin looks FANTASTIC! ✨
Get me the name of his asesthician 😽
Get me the name of his asesthician 😽
September 2, 2025 at 3:05 AM
On the bright side, his skin looks FANTASTIC! ✨
Get me the name of his asesthician 😽
Get me the name of his asesthician 😽
I was invited to an ice cream social, but I will only attend if the frozen treat is referred to as freedom cream.
August 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I was invited to an ice cream social, but I will only attend if the frozen treat is referred to as freedom cream.
Buster Is Baroque Is Back!
August 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Buster Is Baroque Is Back!
I don't know about you, but I'd wanna connect to a hotspot called Agnes van Rhijn is my ma-ma. And I have, because I know the password.
So much #gildedage love I want to share if I ever make @bsky.app's 400
So much #gildedage love I want to share if I ever make @bsky.app's 400
August 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I don't know about you, but I'd wanna connect to a hotspot called Agnes van Rhijn is my ma-ma. And I have, because I know the password.
So much #gildedage love I want to share if I ever make @bsky.app's 400
So much #gildedage love I want to share if I ever make @bsky.app's 400
Jfc @cnn.com with the “some say” equivocating. When the executive branch ignores the judicial branch, it’s a constitutional crisis. PERIOD
Yes, the #makekittensgreat Chrome plugin still works, and I still use it
Yes, the #makekittensgreat Chrome plugin still works, and I still use it
August 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Jfc @cnn.com with the “some say” equivocating. When the executive branch ignores the judicial branch, it’s a constitutional crisis. PERIOD
Yes, the #makekittensgreat Chrome plugin still works, and I still use it
Yes, the #makekittensgreat Chrome plugin still works, and I still use it