Dave (he/they)
@daveactually.bsky.social
I am a man who will fight for your honor
I’ll be the hero you’re dreaming of 😹
Best friend is a rescue pit named Patrick sharing space with two senior cats
Need more human community to cope with the horror of democracy eroding in real time
📍durham💜nc
I’ll be the hero you’re dreaming of 😹
Best friend is a rescue pit named Patrick sharing space with two senior cats
Need more human community to cope with the horror of democracy eroding in real time
📍durham💜nc
Walk with the pup near the NC Botanical Gardens #chapelhill
December 21, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Walk with the pup near the NC Botanical Gardens #chapelhill
It's a given that anything our grotesque president posts on social media is going to be abhorrent. I wish all the wonderful people I follow could agree it's not news what POS says on there anymore.
Can I just mourn Rob Reiner without having to see what the fetid orange moppet thinks. Please. 🙏🏼
Can I just mourn Rob Reiner without having to see what the fetid orange moppet thinks. Please. 🙏🏼
December 15, 2025 at 6:13 PM
It's a given that anything our grotesque president posts on social media is going to be abhorrent. I wish all the wonderful people I follow could agree it's not news what POS says on there anymore.
Can I just mourn Rob Reiner without having to see what the fetid orange moppet thinks. Please. 🙏🏼
Can I just mourn Rob Reiner without having to see what the fetid orange moppet thinks. Please. 🙏🏼
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The CDC is no longer a credible public-health agency, now spewing unfalsifiable hypotheses.
Studies have not ruled out the possibility that autism is caused by microwave ovens.
Studies have not ruled out the possibility that autism is caused by Clinique Dramatically Different moisturizer.
Etc.
Studies have not ruled out the possibility that autism is caused by microwave ovens.
Studies have not ruled out the possibility that autism is caused by Clinique Dramatically Different moisturizer.
Etc.
November 20, 2025 at 6:42 AM
The CDC is no longer a credible public-health agency, now spewing unfalsifiable hypotheses.
Studies have not ruled out the possibility that autism is caused by microwave ovens.
Studies have not ruled out the possibility that autism is caused by Clinique Dramatically Different moisturizer.
Etc.
Studies have not ruled out the possibility that autism is caused by microwave ovens.
Studies have not ruled out the possibility that autism is caused by Clinique Dramatically Different moisturizer.
Etc.
Rep. Andy Harris (R-MD) championed the hemp ban. He wants to protect kids.
If he's serious, he's dense. Even children who fail math can look at this chart and understand they're infinitely more likely to die from ALL other causes.
But he knows he's full of shit. Bought and paid for by Big Alcohol.
If he's serious, he's dense. Even children who fail math can look at this chart and understand they're infinitely more likely to die from ALL other causes.
But he knows he's full of shit. Bought and paid for by Big Alcohol.
November 20, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Rep. Andy Harris (R-MD) championed the hemp ban. He wants to protect kids.
If he's serious, he's dense. Even children who fail math can look at this chart and understand they're infinitely more likely to die from ALL other causes.
But he knows he's full of shit. Bought and paid for by Big Alcohol.
If he's serious, he's dense. Even children who fail math can look at this chart and understand they're infinitely more likely to die from ALL other causes.
But he knows he's full of shit. Bought and paid for by Big Alcohol.
Tell me if you've heard this before. A murderer, a rapist, and a reporter attend a presser at the White House. Reporter says to the rapist, "So what's the deal with hosting the murderer of an American journalist?"
a woman sitting at a desk with the word okay written on the screen
ALT: a woman sitting at a desk with the word okay written on the screen
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Tell me if you've heard this before. A murderer, a rapist, and a reporter attend a presser at the White House. Reporter says to the rapist, "So what's the deal with hosting the murderer of an American journalist?"
Thanksgiving hosting tip from the book of presidential etiquette. When one of the guests is an unrepentant, unpunished murderer and another guest calls him out, you need to tell that other guest that they're being rude and ought apologize or leave
Trump is such scum
Trump is such scum
November 18, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Thanksgiving hosting tip from the book of presidential etiquette. When one of the guests is an unrepentant, unpunished murderer and another guest calls him out, you need to tell that other guest that they're being rude and ought apologize or leave
Trump is such scum
Trump is such scum
Democrats kept the gov closed “to fight for healthcare”—then passed a law banning hemp-derived cannabinoids millions use for anxiety, PTSD, and pain management, rolling over for Big Alcohol, which kills hundreds of thousands of American every year. Did they not think anyone would notice or care?
November 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Democrats kept the gov closed “to fight for healthcare”—then passed a law banning hemp-derived cannabinoids millions use for anxiety, PTSD, and pain management, rolling over for Big Alcohol, which kills hundreds of thousands of American every year. Did they not think anyone would notice or care?
Elon: murderer.
Trump: murderer.
Miller: murderer.
But I don't see anyone rabidly protesting this genocide
Trump: murderer.
Miller: murderer.
But I don't see anyone rabidly protesting this genocide
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 7, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Elon: murderer.
Trump: murderer.
Miller: murderer.
But I don't see anyone rabidly protesting this genocide
Trump: murderer.
Miller: murderer.
But I don't see anyone rabidly protesting this genocide
Time to come up with a replacement for "I did not have that on my bingo card". I found myself writing it in my journal and couldn't complete the sentence. Does Gen Z have something, dare I ask?
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Time to come up with a replacement for "I did not have that on my bingo card". I found myself writing it in my journal and couldn't complete the sentence. Does Gen Z have something, dare I ask?
The next time Shitler visits Arlington National Cemetery, a member of the media should ask if he plans to have many of the graves moved to cleanse the sacred grounds of antifa
October 22, 2025 at 3:54 PM
The next time Shitler visits Arlington National Cemetery, a member of the media should ask if he plans to have many of the graves moved to cleanse the sacred grounds of antifa
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DC J6: 1.500 arrests
DC No Kings: zero
Tell me again which side is violent?
DC No Kings: zero
Tell me again which side is violent?
October 19, 2025 at 12:43 AM
DC J6: 1.500 arrests
DC No Kings: zero
Tell me again which side is violent?
DC No Kings: zero
Tell me again which side is violent?
#nokings #durhamnc The Bull City had a huge turnout! Didn't get many photos, glad to find some more. @markhamillofficial.bsky.social came up with the stirring prose on number 3. Based on his social media posts, 🟠🤡 seems to embrace the moniker #DiaperDon
#EvenTheIntrovertsAreHere
#EvenTheIntrovertsAreHere
October 19, 2025 at 5:17 AM
#nokings #durhamnc The Bull City had a huge turnout! Didn't get many photos, glad to find some more. @markhamillofficial.bsky.social came up with the stirring prose on number 3. Based on his social media posts, 🟠🤡 seems to embrace the moniker #DiaperDon
#EvenTheIntrovertsAreHere
#EvenTheIntrovertsAreHere
ICE has torn a family part in #durhamnc They kidnapped a valued member of the community Mohamed Shama, married to a US citizen, who did everything right to stay in the country, and his choices seem to be to self-deport or have ICE ship him off to parts unknown
www.gofundme.com/f/help-reuni...
www.gofundme.com/f/help-reuni...
Donate to URGENT: Family Torn Apart by ICE - Help Bring Shama Home, organized by Dani Christian
*** We are blown away that we have already hit our first goal.… Dani Christian needs your support for URGENT: Family Torn Apart by ICE - Help Bring Shama Home
www.gofundme.com
October 17, 2025 at 6:06 AM
ICE has torn a family part in #durhamnc They kidnapped a valued member of the community Mohamed Shama, married to a US citizen, who did everything right to stay in the country, and his choices seem to be to self-deport or have ICE ship him off to parts unknown
www.gofundme.com/f/help-reuni...
www.gofundme.com/f/help-reuni...
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I suppose this story makes my newsletter from last night even more timely joycevance.substack.com/p/are-we-the...
October 15, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I suppose this story makes my newsletter from last night even more timely joycevance.substack.com/p/are-we-the...
Friend's text intro implied an upsetting news story would follow. "How disturbed will I be on a scale from 1 to 10?" 7
I've somehow managed to avoid what I am certain are outrageous and vile happenings
Just positive vibes from me
Just discovered a Javert hextet youtu.be/QBEGzbdKwo8
#lesmis
I've somehow managed to avoid what I am certain are outrageous and vile happenings
Just positive vibes from me
Just discovered a Javert hextet youtu.be/QBEGzbdKwo8
#lesmis
Stars | Les Misérables | Sung By 6 Javerts (Quast, Carpenter, Lewis, Secomb, Ball, Jaden)
YouTube video by Thomas H. Smith
youtu.be
October 7, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Friend's text intro implied an upsetting news story would follow. "How disturbed will I be on a scale from 1 to 10?" 7
I've somehow managed to avoid what I am certain are outrageous and vile happenings
Just positive vibes from me
Just discovered a Javert hextet youtu.be/QBEGzbdKwo8
#lesmis
I've somehow managed to avoid what I am certain are outrageous and vile happenings
Just positive vibes from me
Just discovered a Javert hextet youtu.be/QBEGzbdKwo8
#lesmis
I wish I could just take my dog out for his walk now but I can’t unsee this and it’s my obligation to tell Kash Patel to eat 💩
I know that’s not much of an insult, because 🟠🤡 is not known to clean himself before sycophants stick their 👅 up in there www.cnn.com/2025/10/02/p...
#YesIAmChildish
I know that’s not much of an insult, because 🟠🤡 is not known to clean himself before sycophants stick their 👅 up in there www.cnn.com/2025/10/02/p...
#YesIAmChildish
FBI fires agent trainee who displayed Pride flag, sources say | CNN Politics
FBI Director Kash Patel has fired a longtime bureau employee who displayed a Pride flag in his workspace during a past assignment, according to multiple people familiar with the termination.
www.cnn.com
October 2, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I wish I could just take my dog out for his walk now but I can’t unsee this and it’s my obligation to tell Kash Patel to eat 💩
I know that’s not much of an insult, because 🟠🤡 is not known to clean himself before sycophants stick their 👅 up in there www.cnn.com/2025/10/02/p...
#YesIAmChildish
I know that’s not much of an insult, because 🟠🤡 is not known to clean himself before sycophants stick their 👅 up in there www.cnn.com/2025/10/02/p...
#YesIAmChildish
Interrupting your Antifa feed for some religious scholarship. Did you know that Cat created Dog?
October 2, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Interrupting your Antifa feed for some religious scholarship. Did you know that Cat created Dog?
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People of Illinois, we need your help.
Get your cell phones out – record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors.
We need to let the world know this is happening – and that we won’t stand for it.
Get your cell phones out – record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors.
We need to let the world know this is happening – and that we won’t stand for it.
September 30, 2025 at 2:47 AM
People of Illinois, we need your help.
Get your cell phones out – record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors.
We need to let the world know this is happening – and that we won’t stand for it.
Get your cell phones out – record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors.
We need to let the world know this is happening – and that we won’t stand for it.
Take a break. Listen to some Dame Shirley Bassey
open.spotify.com/track/4C4vwi...
open.spotify.com/track/4C4vwi...
Never, Never, Never (Grande, Grande, Grande)
open.spotify.com
September 23, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Take a break. Listen to some Dame Shirley Bassey
open.spotify.com/track/4C4vwi...
open.spotify.com/track/4C4vwi...
Hey straight white billionaire Bob Iger—you run ABC, the American Broadcasting Company. You're in a unique position to challenge all this. You have more power than 99.99% of us. Yet you choose stakeholder value over the survival of American democracy. Grow a pair or take your billions and f*** off
September 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Hey straight white billionaire Bob Iger—you run ABC, the American Broadcasting Company. You're in a unique position to challenge all this. You have more power than 99.99% of us. Yet you choose stakeholder value over the survival of American democracy. Grow a pair or take your billions and f*** off
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I guess I’m not the only one canceling Hulu right now.
September 18, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I guess I’m not the only one canceling Hulu right now.