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Just a tiny leaf on the edge of a previously densely connected subgraph

@Dave_9000ish from the other place

Reposts alter the ̵f̵̻͝ã̵͖b̶̧͂r̵͉͑ǐ̴͔c̷͍̓ ̵o̶f̶ r̵̬̊̉̾ë̵̙̂a̴̧̓̇̚l̴̨̔̈́̔i̸̻͇̰̐̀͆t̴̡̖̗̓y.
Agree, actually

The "can people tell I'm kidding" test. Difficult these days

Also, everything presented stripped of context. Without the context of the article it's reasonable to take a death threat at face value, lyric or not

In the context of the article it's ~probably~ fine
November 13, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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I have some go-to lyrics for you if you ever need to use lyrics in a reply for some reason:
November 12, 2025 at 8:21 PM
November 12, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I have some go-to lyrics for you if you ever need to use lyrics in a reply for some reason:
November 12, 2025 at 8:21 PM
police hate this one simple trick
they're just letters from magazines
November 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
they're just letters from magazines
November 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
"this is such a stupid post"

See, this is what I'm saying!
November 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
He lives in a place where the sun shines
November 12, 2025 at 3:47 PM
which I now find out is called "the Baldwin effect"

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baldwin...
Baldwin effect - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 AM
doing the thing anyway. Acting like the whale before having all the benefits of the whale, and then slowly changing over time to catch-up to that first animal who tried something new and had an advantage because of it

The initial struggle is difficult, ones born with it later have it easy
November 12, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Must be why my Dad named me after himself
November 12, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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I'll repost this at peak hour to show you the kind of quality content you miss out on at 06:00 GMT
November 11, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Better to not play and be thought the greatest, than to play and remove all clout
November 11, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Theremin
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Creating the feeling when the chair says, "now for Dave's section"? Impossible

It's not even a racing pulse thing. My heartrate can be elevated but only hitting 70. Something about controlling the air coming through your voice box becomes a herculean task
November 11, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 2:24 PM