73 years old and dead Dave
@dave-schulze.dev
He/Him Full stack engineering leader, gamer and jogging enthusiast. \m/ Dream Theater, Kamelot, Bad Religion. Huge Simpsons and animation fan
I think a lot of the problem is this too. They just want to hide the conservatism behind being cool with pot and sex workers
September 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I think a lot of the problem is this too. They just want to hide the conservatism behind being cool with pot and sex workers
A wild @bleuchz.bsky.social was spotted!
August 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
A wild @bleuchz.bsky.social was spotted!
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?
(oh… oh no…)
(oh… oh no…)
August 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?
(oh… oh no…)
(oh… oh no…)
Happy anniversary superfriend!
August 13, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Happy anniversary superfriend!
The horses also make a running scene! It’s a very cool gimmick. My partner bought me a thing to keep them all as I finish bottles!
August 9, 2025 at 3:43 AM
The horses also make a running scene! It’s a very cool gimmick. My partner bought me a thing to keep them all as I finish bottles!
Senor Beaverati says happy bday!
(Even though when asked, Ale said “hell no”)
(Even though when asked, Ale said “hell no”)
August 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Senor Beaverati says happy bday!
(Even though when asked, Ale said “hell no”)
(Even though when asked, Ale said “hell no”)
Quote post this with a picture of the aircraft you’ll accept as a bribe
May 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Quote post this with a picture of the aircraft you’ll accept as a bribe
Advertise your account with a Simpsons image
May 3, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Advertise your account with a Simpsons image
Goodbye my special girl. You joined us during and survived the Burning Crusade, eight more expansions, our first apartment together, two more apartments then our dream home, us getting married and more. I will never forget you.
April 6, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Goodbye my special girl. You joined us during and survived the Burning Crusade, eight more expansions, our first apartment together, two more apartments then our dream home, us getting married and more. I will never forget you.
That’s cool, a whole website dedicated to this beefcake
February 20, 2025 at 10:34 PM
That’s cool, a whole website dedicated to this beefcake
“You will be visited by three spirits.”
The spirits:
The spirits:
December 25, 2024 at 5:03 AM
“You will be visited by three spirits.”
The spirits:
The spirits:
Reminds me of this gem (based off writer Ian Maxtone Graham)
November 30, 2024 at 2:31 AM
Reminds me of this gem (based off writer Ian Maxtone Graham)
Ahh! So many cool new followers from the frogpants community. If I missed a follow back please hit me up!!
I don’t post a lot but maybe more now that… you know. I mostly talk in Simpsons and about video games.
I’m also a professional software engineer — lmk if you have questions about the field!
I don’t post a lot but maybe more now that… you know. I mostly talk in Simpsons and about video games.
I’m also a professional software engineer — lmk if you have questions about the field!
November 18, 2024 at 3:09 AM
Ahh! So many cool new followers from the frogpants community. If I missed a follow back please hit me up!!
I don’t post a lot but maybe more now that… you know. I mostly talk in Simpsons and about video games.
I’m also a professional software engineer — lmk if you have questions about the field!
I don’t post a lot but maybe more now that… you know. I mostly talk in Simpsons and about video games.
I’m also a professional software engineer — lmk if you have questions about the field!
Took me an embarrassing amount of time to figure this out but I had to kill and relaunch the app after updating earlier today to get the :tada: at the top of my feeds.
September 17, 2024 at 6:29 AM
Took me an embarrassing amount of time to figure this out but I had to kill and relaunch the app after updating earlier today to get the :tada: at the top of my feeds.
I’m not sure who this is for, but a Wheel of time / Simpsons meme mashup has been going on between my brother and I for some time, and this was one of our best
January 29, 2024 at 7:52 PM
I’m not sure who this is for, but a Wheel of time / Simpsons meme mashup has been going on between my brother and I for some time, and this was one of our best
Feel better superfriend! I had a gnarly bout of food poisoning last week which had me laid up a few days. Here’s something to brighten your mood!!
August 11, 2023 at 9:11 PM
Feel better superfriend! I had a gnarly bout of food poisoning last week which had me laid up a few days. Here’s something to brighten your mood!!
Hmm, sure I’ll bite. Curious what services Juh-construction, Juh-lectric and Juh-eezus could entail…
July 28, 2023 at 7:02 PM
Hmm, sure I’ll bite. Curious what services Juh-construction, Juh-lectric and Juh-eezus could entail…
Materials: galvanized wire rope (100ft but only needed about 30ft, 150lb), screw eye hooks X6 (1/4in, 120lb), rope clip X6 and thimbles X12 (3/32in, 1/8in), carabiners / quick link X6 (1/8in)
Cost: $40
Effort: measuring, crafting, hanging ~3 hours
Bonus cat pic since “catio” (an enclosed atrium)
Cost: $40
Effort: measuring, crafting, hanging ~3 hours
Bonus cat pic since “catio” (an enclosed atrium)
July 12, 2023 at 9:55 PM
Materials: galvanized wire rope (100ft but only needed about 30ft, 150lb), screw eye hooks X6 (1/4in, 120lb), rope clip X6 and thimbles X12 (3/32in, 1/8in), carabiners / quick link X6 (1/8in)
Cost: $40
Effort: measuring, crafting, hanging ~3 hours
Bonus cat pic since “catio” (an enclosed atrium)
Cost: $40
Effort: measuring, crafting, hanging ~3 hours
Bonus cat pic since “catio” (an enclosed atrium)
Phase 2 of project: catio greenhouse complete. Hung garden lines that I fashioned myself, each at different heights for sun angle. Proud of this work!
See reply for cost, effort and more pics
#DIY #homeImprovement #gardening
See reply for cost, effort and more pics
#DIY #homeImprovement #gardening
July 12, 2023 at 9:47 PM
Phase 2 of project: catio greenhouse complete. Hung garden lines that I fashioned myself, each at different heights for sun angle. Proud of this work!
See reply for cost, effort and more pics
#DIY #homeImprovement #gardening
See reply for cost, effort and more pics
#DIY #homeImprovement #gardening
This is Cheesecake and Trader Joe’s JoJo Sandwich Cookies (or JoJo for short 😂), siblings. hope those names give you good vibes 💪
July 9, 2023 at 1:15 AM
This is Cheesecake and Trader Joe’s JoJo Sandwich Cookies (or JoJo for short 😂), siblings. hope those names give you good vibes 💪
Watching Summer of 4’2 (as is tradition on July 4th)
“You don’t control the birds now, but someday”
“You got the dud!”
“Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it”
“Sweet, merciful crap, my car!”
#theSimpsons #retrospecticus #looksLikeBlossom
“You don’t control the birds now, but someday”
“You got the dud!”
“Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it”
“Sweet, merciful crap, my car!”
#theSimpsons #retrospecticus #looksLikeBlossom
July 5, 2023 at 4:50 AM
Watching Summer of 4’2 (as is tradition on July 4th)
“You don’t control the birds now, but someday”
“You got the dud!”
“Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it”
“Sweet, merciful crap, my car!”
#theSimpsons #retrospecticus #looksLikeBlossom
“You don’t control the birds now, but someday”
“You got the dud!”
“Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it”
“Sweet, merciful crap, my car!”
#theSimpsons #retrospecticus #looksLikeBlossom
Reconnecting with my Twitter mutuals
July 3, 2023 at 11:17 PM
Reconnecting with my Twitter mutuals