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Dave Almighty
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I am what you get when you try to carve God from the wood of your hunger.

Scientist 1: how important is that small Beetle with the elongated rostrum or snout?

Scientist 2: oh that? It’s very important, in fact it is a necessary Weevil.


#GoSteamers
I mean, who still approves?
November 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I care a whole lot less than I ever have, but the reason I care so much less is because for some reason I’m yet to fathom instead of adding to a winning team, we’ve ripped that team and style of play up and become worse.

I’m yet to see why.
November 20, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Do you believe this years squad is better than last years - not factoring in the loss of Diogo?
November 20, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I think if you actually watch the whole run of Daniel Craig Bonds over the space of maybe two weeks there is so much more to them. That story would’ve made a brilliant TV series over three seasons. So many characters are consistent in it and pop back up when least expected.
November 19, 2025 at 8:09 PM
It’s a painful solution BUT the only product we now have is us. Educate us. If these companies won’t pay tax, incentivise them. They can cleverly write off tax & build schools in under privileged areas, train teachers using an agreed upon syllabus but they get to develop their own workforce.
November 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
“And I sound obscene”

Yep, you do.
November 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Nationalise UK O&G.
Rejoin the EU.
Build small scale nuclear to escape Russia energy grip.
Actually process asylum claims.
Close tax loop holes/Tax wealth.
Nationalise noncompetitive institutions: rail, water etc.
in lieu of tax ask mega corps to build & run schools to established curriculum.
November 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
He’s 25.
Do you think his legs have stopped working?
He’s played 11 games, has six goals and three assists. 9 g/a in 11.
Gakpo has 3 and 2
Flo has 0 and 0
Mo has 4 and 2

He’s playing in a side level on points with us, after massive summer change, who play like us.

He’d immediately improve us.
November 19, 2025 at 4:47 PM
But you know it’s not enough.

The eyeball processes more than all the charts and stats.

When you watch him surely you see a Mane like talent who beats players either side - assists AND scores.
November 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
“Did you ever hear the tale of Darth Trumpus the Syphilitic?”
November 19, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Why?

£65m for a someone with his gifts v Isak for £125m and Flo for £116m? What is his value?
He is a threat, in the Premier League, in every game he plays. He’s two footed and of the right age.
November 19, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Lovely.
November 19, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Wholeheartedly agree.

It is also why I found the amount of player sales a bit classless. If Klopp was still manager he’d have kept the bulk together to grieve together and to win together. Mac lost a close mate and his two best mates in the squad, he looked lost, they are just lads after all.
November 19, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I think Liverpool will pay that.
He can play either side, we need that.
The AFCON part is the bit that may prove a challenge. I’m assuming Ghana have qualified?
November 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM
But it’s stupidly right.

“He had a lovely time” is a sentence and complete.
“He had had a lovely time” is also a sentence but indicates something changed….but there aren’t many other options to convey this as effectively as “had had” which is very irritating.
November 19, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Who is in charge of the red fellas, who is it that 41% of people think is good enough to run America, let’s do a quick google?

Holy shit.
November 19, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I hate that you can write “that that” in a sentence and it’s grammatically okay.

Or “he had had a lovely time”
November 19, 2025 at 12:36 PM
When I moved back from the U.S. to Manchester in 2022 I couldn’t believe how bad roads had become.

I saw a pot hole that had those cliff climbing goats on the side of it.
November 19, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Wow, that bobble hats got a flagpole on in.

Significant neck strength required, no wonder you can’t half nut some one.
November 19, 2025 at 12:31 PM
This isn’t a confession, it’s an observation/anecdote.
Is nothing sacred?

If this was “I answered a call to my elderly Grandmother and said ‘I can’t talk, I’m on a train’ and I was not on a train and she died that evening and I never learned where the gold was buried”…thats a confession.
November 19, 2025 at 12:27 PM