Round #4 Politicians as Cookies:

Alexander Hamilton as a Black & White Cookie
- Great Intentions
- Perfect Union in theory, not practice
- It will never be satisfied - doesn't know what it wants to be

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Round #3 Politicians as Cookies:

Mitch McConnell as a Nilla Wafer
- Dry & Old
- Unnecessarily placed atop better dishes
- Melts like the Wicked Witch of the West when wet

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Round #2 Politicians as Cookies:

Tim Walz as a Snickerdoodle

- Fun Flavor
- Fun Name
- The spiciest thing at the table in a Midwestern Grandma's house

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Round #1 Politicians as Cookies:

Lindsay Graham as a Fig Newton

- Dry on the outside
- Fruity on the inside
- Widely considered to be one of the worst cookies

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