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Success is just the eyes of the sun
Is anyone else seeing this? Like can we all see as a collective or are we in need of glasses
January 31, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Round #4 Politicians as Cookies:

Alexander Hamilton as a Black & White Cookie
- Great Intentions
- Perfect Union in theory, not practice
- It will never be satisfied - doesn't know what it wants to be

#politiciansascookies #politics #america #congress #cookies #lfg #hamilton #linmanuelmiranda
January 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I'm bored so let's so what else I can come up with with some help. Like #MorganWallen and #PostMalone.
January 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Alguien me dijo todo...do not defy la gravedad. It's universal.

#wicked #mexicano #advice #defyinggravity
December 1, 2024 at 3:23 AM
Mustard will never be the same

#gnx #kendrick #drake
November 27, 2024 at 2:30 AM
Money can buy happiness. Unless you are Gollum.
November 26, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Round #3 Politicians as Cookies:

Mitch McConnell as a Nilla Wafer
- Dry & Old
- Unnecessarily placed atop better dishes
- Melts like the Wicked Witch of the West when wet

#politiciansascookies #politics #america #congress #cookies #lfg #mcconnell #wicked #republican
November 25, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Round #2 Politicians as Cookies:

Tim Walz as a Snickerdoodle

- Fun Flavor
- Fun Name
- The spiciest thing at the table in a Midwestern Grandma's house

#politiciansascookies #politics #america #dems #cookies #timwalz #lfg
November 23, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Round #1 Politicians as Cookies:

Lindsay Graham as a Fig Newton

- Dry on the outside
- Fruity on the inside
- Widely considered to be one of the worst cookies

#politiciansascookies #politics #america #congress #cookies #lfg
November 22, 2024 at 9:53 PM
Coming Soon:
"Politicians as Cookies"

Based on looks and Google's first page of results.

#dems #maga #gaetz #congrss #tags #fornoreason
November 22, 2024 at 12:11 AM
Do not be the raisin cookie of the group. Raisins are fake chocolate chips. Be real chocolate chip.

#sage #unsolicitedfortunecookie #thanksgiving #elon #raisinsarefake #advice #maga #cookies #friendship
November 21, 2024 at 10:49 PM
This is the account for unsolicited and nonsensical advice. You're welcome.
November 21, 2024 at 10:39 PM