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This Bozo at Day Care gave me a sure-fire tip on an AI stock, went all in, but the damn thing crashed a few days later. Just about crapped my pants... whoops, hold on...
December 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Fencing Out The Ice
December 7, 2025 at 2:34 PM
How come I didn't get a program?
December 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Goddamit, Mikey! You told me this was going to be an informal session!
December 6, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I confess, it was me. It's those damn foreign bananas. Nothing a good tariff wouldn't fix. We should be growing 'em right here in Minnesota but you think Trump would listen? Noooo! He thinks North Dakota would be better! Geography just isn't one of his stronger suits...
December 6, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Seriously, I tell you the crazy old bastard was snoring during the cabinet meeting and Hegseth was trying to stick one of his hands in warm water. Vance was just about peeing in his own pants laughing about it. Bunch of fun-loving guys. Catch it all on Fox if you don't believe me.
December 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
An IQ test should be required of all voters.
December 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
We can predict how much snow is coming by the number of male cardinals at the feeder. Four males means 4" to 6". 8 means 10-12 inches. We counted a dozen Cards a few times and got 20". The birds did a mass suicide back in 2017 and we packed up and headed south. Took to July to dig out the house.
November 29, 2025 at 6:45 PM
A Golden Fall
October 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Wordless
October 4, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Pre-Morning Coffee, Anything out there?
August 22, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Went photo-hunting in the fog this morning. Kind of a post-battle shot. The deer have been eating the bottom branches off the trumpet vine. Don't ask my why.
August 22, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Whaddya Mean You Ain't Coming Out?
July 20, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Summer's Past
July 20, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Proof that Felon the First is full of it.
July 19, 2025 at 11:49 PM
When There's Nowhere To Go But Up
June 24, 2025 at 12:39 AM
A cooling thought
June 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM
This little guy decided to take a break from the heat in our backyard.
June 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM
You shoulda seen the other guy!
May 18, 2025 at 11:18 PM
After The Morning Mow
May 18, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I caught this candid photo of Trump and his Cabinet stretching their legs.
May 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I wanted something noir for my study, you know, something inspiring for my Taggert mystery series. So I went shopping for a dingus. Couldn't find one on my own so I asked this pert salesclerk if she could help me find my dingus. She slapped me and called the store manager.

Handcuffs hurt.
May 17, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Snow Dog. Our Border Collie catching rays on the roof of his dog house.
May 17, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Citizenry Under Trump
May 17, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I'm not sure which of my high school girlfriends this catfish reminds me of. Something about the eyes...
May 15, 2025 at 11:39 PM