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This Bozo at Day Care gave me a sure-fire tip on an AI stock, went all in, but the damn thing crashed a few days later. Just about crapped my pants... whoops, hold on...
December 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
This Bozo at Day Care gave me a sure-fire tip on an AI stock, went all in, but the damn thing crashed a few days later. Just about crapped my pants... whoops, hold on...
Fencing Out The Ice
December 7, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Fencing Out The Ice
How come I didn't get a program?
December 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
How come I didn't get a program?
Goddamit, Mikey! You told me this was going to be an informal session!
December 6, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Goddamit, Mikey! You told me this was going to be an informal session!
I confess, it was me. It's those damn foreign bananas. Nothing a good tariff wouldn't fix. We should be growing 'em right here in Minnesota but you think Trump would listen? Noooo! He thinks North Dakota would be better! Geography just isn't one of his stronger suits...
December 6, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I confess, it was me. It's those damn foreign bananas. Nothing a good tariff wouldn't fix. We should be growing 'em right here in Minnesota but you think Trump would listen? Noooo! He thinks North Dakota would be better! Geography just isn't one of his stronger suits...
Seriously, I tell you the crazy old bastard was snoring during the cabinet meeting and Hegseth was trying to stick one of his hands in warm water. Vance was just about peeing in his own pants laughing about it. Bunch of fun-loving guys. Catch it all on Fox if you don't believe me.
December 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Seriously, I tell you the crazy old bastard was snoring during the cabinet meeting and Hegseth was trying to stick one of his hands in warm water. Vance was just about peeing in his own pants laughing about it. Bunch of fun-loving guys. Catch it all on Fox if you don't believe me.
An IQ test should be required of all voters.
December 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
An IQ test should be required of all voters.
It's been noted the back of the Orange One's hands are badly bruised. Donald, I've been telling you, you have to take care of your entire hand, you just can't only grease your palms.
December 3, 2025 at 1:57 AM
It's been noted the back of the Orange One's hands are badly bruised. Donald, I've been telling you, you have to take care of your entire hand, you just can't only grease your palms.
We can predict how much snow is coming by the number of male cardinals at the feeder. Four males means 4" to 6". 8 means 10-12 inches. We counted a dozen Cards a few times and got 20". The birds did a mass suicide back in 2017 and we packed up and headed south. Took to July to dig out the house.
November 29, 2025 at 6:45 PM
We can predict how much snow is coming by the number of male cardinals at the feeder. Four males means 4" to 6". 8 means 10-12 inches. We counted a dozen Cards a few times and got 20". The birds did a mass suicide back in 2017 and we packed up and headed south. Took to July to dig out the house.
Batshit Crazy is now on sale at a mall near you, but get there fast as the Trumpsters are trying to corner the market.
November 29, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Batshit Crazy is now on sale at a mall near you, but get there fast as the Trumpsters are trying to corner the market.
Let's see if I can figure this Trumpian thread out: The Orange One sent the Guard into DC to help fight crime, but now the police, who are trained to fight crime, are being used to protect the Guard, who have been busy picking up trash and raking leaves because they're not trained to fight crime.
November 29, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Let's see if I can figure this Trumpian thread out: The Orange One sent the Guard into DC to help fight crime, but now the police, who are trained to fight crime, are being used to protect the Guard, who have been busy picking up trash and raking leaves because they're not trained to fight crime.
A Golden Fall
October 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
A Golden Fall
Wordless
October 4, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Wordless
The wife and I had this flu bug, mixed up our body signals, were never sure if we were going to pass gas or drop a live one. Sort of a gamble. Got me wondering what the protocol was if you woke up in the morning and found a turd in bed with you. Anyone got Melania’s number?
September 29, 2025 at 11:13 AM
The wife and I had this flu bug, mixed up our body signals, were never sure if we were going to pass gas or drop a live one. Sort of a gamble. Got me wondering what the protocol was if you woke up in the morning and found a turd in bed with you. Anyone got Melania’s number?
What's all this talk about ruptures? I knew a man who sneezed while sitting on the pot, cracked two ribs and sprung a hernia. It just don't pay to be full of shit, Donald.
September 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
What's all this talk about ruptures? I knew a man who sneezed while sitting on the pot, cracked two ribs and sprung a hernia. It just don't pay to be full of shit, Donald.
Pre-Morning Coffee, Anything out there?
August 22, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Pre-Morning Coffee, Anything out there?
Went photo-hunting in the fog this morning. Kind of a post-battle shot. The deer have been eating the bottom branches off the trumpet vine. Don't ask my why.
August 22, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Went photo-hunting in the fog this morning. Kind of a post-battle shot. The deer have been eating the bottom branches off the trumpet vine. Don't ask my why.
It's a good thing that DOJ employee only threw a sub sandwich at that Fed cop. If he'd thrown a Big Mac the cholesterol might've killed him.
August 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
It's a good thing that DOJ employee only threw a sub sandwich at that Fed cop. If he'd thrown a Big Mac the cholesterol might've killed him.
Whaddya Mean You Ain't Coming Out?
July 20, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Whaddya Mean You Ain't Coming Out?
Summer's Past
July 20, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Summer's Past
Proof that Felon the First is full of it.
July 19, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Proof that Felon the First is full of it.
When There's Nowhere To Go But Up
June 24, 2025 at 12:39 AM
When There's Nowhere To Go But Up
A cooling thought
June 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM
A cooling thought
This little guy decided to take a break from the heat in our backyard.
June 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM
This little guy decided to take a break from the heat in our backyard.
His Holiness the Orange One, Knower of All Things, Banisher of Science, Ruler of the Mindless that All May Live in Ignorance and Perpetual Awe of His Magnificence ruled a Nation as his own private golf club. However Felon the First, as he was also known, quickly proved himself a Shankopottamus.
June 12, 2025 at 12:20 AM
His Holiness the Orange One, Knower of All Things, Banisher of Science, Ruler of the Mindless that All May Live in Ignorance and Perpetual Awe of His Magnificence ruled a Nation as his own private golf club. However Felon the First, as he was also known, quickly proved himself a Shankopottamus.