When I worked at a grocery store there was a customer who would put a rotisserie chicken in her cart and then eat all the skin off of it while she shopped. Once she ate all the skin, she'd hide it under a random shelf and leave.
October 25, 2023 at 4:09 PM
When I worked at a grocery store there was a customer who would put a rotisserie chicken in her cart and then eat all the skin off of it while she shopped. Once she ate all the skin, she'd hide it under a random shelf and leave.
Dr Pepper is the BBQ sauce of sodas.
October 22, 2023 at 2:35 PM
Dr Pepper is the BBQ sauce of sodas.
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I like donuts, I hope you do too
October 19, 2023 at 4:03 PM
I like donuts, I hope you do too
Had a dream last night where I was fishing in a local river and caught one of these weird prehistoric sea monsters.
October 19, 2023 at 3:57 PM
Had a dream last night where I was fishing in a local river and caught one of these weird prehistoric sea monsters.
It's a beautiful day to be a shrimp.
October 19, 2023 at 1:06 PM
It's a beautiful day to be a shrimp.
You mfs better start liking my posts.
October 17, 2023 at 5:58 PM
You mfs better start liking my posts.
Accidently bought the wrong shampoo/conditioner and my hair is paying the price.
October 17, 2023 at 3:51 AM
Accidently bought the wrong shampoo/conditioner and my hair is paying the price.
Its wild how much more comfy the vibes are on this site compared to everywhere else 😊
October 12, 2023 at 3:50 PM
Its wild how much more comfy the vibes are on this site compared to everywhere else 😊
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bluesky twitter
discourse discourse
discourse discourse
October 12, 2023 at 12:13 AM
bluesky twitter
discourse discourse
discourse discourse
Its worth remembering that we are all currently the targets of unprecedented psychological warfare campaigns rn. Every intel agency, non-state actor, and shady interest group on the planet is fighting for real estate in your mind. Doubt everything and think before you repost.
October 11, 2023 at 2:58 AM
Its worth remembering that we are all currently the targets of unprecedented psychological warfare campaigns rn. Every intel agency, non-state actor, and shady interest group on the planet is fighting for real estate in your mind. Doubt everything and think before you repost.
Something about public restrooms causes the infinite wipe glitch.
October 7, 2023 at 7:18 PM
Something about public restrooms causes the infinite wipe glitch.
Its currently over 85 degrees in upstate NY.
October 5, 2023 at 7:49 PM
Its currently over 85 degrees in upstate NY.
Highway rest stops are really odd liminal spaces. They're so empty yet busy. Must be a draining place to work at.
October 5, 2023 at 6:23 PM
Highway rest stops are really odd liminal spaces. They're so empty yet busy. Must be a draining place to work at.
The 5G FEMA test caused my foreskin to triple in size.
October 4, 2023 at 6:29 PM
The 5G FEMA test caused my foreskin to triple in size.
If I ever get to ride a motocycle I will immediately do a kaneda slide (this will certainly result in an extended hospital visit)
October 3, 2023 at 3:23 AM
If I ever get to ride a motocycle I will immediately do a kaneda slide (this will certainly result in an extended hospital visit)
Having a chill night
October 3, 2023 at 2:33 AM
Having a chill night
I fear that I am too mentally stable to be funny online
October 3, 2023 at 2:28 AM
I fear that I am too mentally stable to be funny online
If I ever see a ufo I'm gonna take the most blurry and shaky video in history
September 30, 2023 at 4:31 PM
If I ever see a ufo I'm gonna take the most blurry and shaky video in history
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Dianne Feinstein was arrested this morning in relation to the 1996 killing of Tupac Shakur. She died in custody.
September 29, 2023 at 4:48 PM
Dianne Feinstein was arrested this morning in relation to the 1996 killing of Tupac Shakur. She died in custody.
I like the spooky headless bird emoji tbh
September 29, 2023 at 3:34 AM
I like the spooky headless bird emoji tbh
2 followers! I've gone "viral"
September 29, 2023 at 3:30 AM
2 followers! I've gone "viral"