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DasLyfe
@daslyfe.com
Dad with dad jokes. Typically irreverent. Sometimes a Twitch gamer and YouTube Noob. Not a ballerina.
This guy is giving Colin Robinson vibes, I’m feeling so drained
November 16, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I printed a Nanakatana as a gift for a 10 year old and now I have to make one for the whole class. #3dprinting #NanaKatana
November 8, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Ready for Halloween #3Dprinting #FullSizeCandyBar
October 26, 2025 at 12:34 AM
The Secret Handshake’s statue is back on the Mall, renamed from Best Friends Forever to Why Can’t We Be Friends.

They “released the files” to make those cake toppers available to #3dprint & I now have these clowns decorating my bathroom.

Unfortunately, the current president is facing my shower.
October 3, 2025 at 5:17 PM
With thanks to @williampetruzzo.com for his amazing series, I am proud to announce I have joined the revolution. If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the Jean Valjean with the door locked. #3dprinting #BigTissue #revolution
September 29, 2025 at 12:28 AM
When will the right-wing media de-escalate escalate gate?
September 25, 2025 at 2:52 AM
In which I attempted to paint a 3d printed cow, with only Posca markers and a brush to reach nooks and/or crannies.
September 14, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Anyone want to play a game? Tell me what getting old means to you. I’ll go first.

Getting old is making classic SNL references that nobody gets.

#GettingOld #GettingOldIs
September 4, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Magestic overwatch of the Danger Quarry #dogsofbluesky #ckcs
September 1, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Danger Zone, Danger Noodle, and now there’s…
August 31, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Finally something Loki loves more than himself.
August 30, 2025 at 7:57 PM
My wife leans over my phone, asking what I’m doing, sees this, and facepalms.
August 30, 2025 at 3:41 PM
My AC failed a couple days ago and upstairs where I work has turned into my Easy Bake Office.

Weirdly, each day is getting easier despite getting hotter.

Either I’m acclimatizing or this is my superhero origin story.
August 13, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Fresh off the print bed! This isn’t my design, but I’m all kinds of proud for choosing a filament color that matches my wife’s choice of wallpaper. She was skeptical when I told her not to buy a trash can, but she now fully approves.

Model in comments. #3dprint #3dprinting #functionalprint
July 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I printed a “rubber” hat from 85a TPU - the free stuff you can find online is amazing #3dprint #3dprinting
July 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Y’all lied to me.

Touching grass (or weeds, in my case) is over rated.
June 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Enjoying the hell out of Daemon.

It’s a nearly 20 year old techno thriller / Sci-Fi crime novel and the tech writing holds up well.

Cover compares the author (Daniel Suarez) with Michael Crichton, but the story reads like Neal Stephenson to me. And that’s a high bar. #booksky
June 26, 2025 at 12:21 AM
This shirt just arrived and amuses me greatly. I think I’m going to design all of my own graphic tees from now on.
June 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
When you make a cam girl joke and then go fishing… #LensIsland #IndieGame #TwitchClip
June 16, 2025 at 1:11 AM
June 14, 2025 at 3:07 PM
June 13, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Neutered, groggy, and sporting the best Elizabethan fashion.

Pup is doing well! #dogsofbluesky #coneofshame
June 12, 2025 at 12:51 PM
My TeePublic designs are on sale - for $16 USD, you can press CTRL+ALT+RESIST and be the wokest cat at your Fourth of July party

www.teepublic.com/user/daslyfe
June 7, 2025 at 4:22 PM
If you want to save this dolphin from extinction, maybe don’t mention how good it tastes in your headline
May 16, 2025 at 3:30 AM
When my dog sploots like this, I imagine him on a green screen looking like a really bored flying super dog
May 9, 2025 at 2:58 AM