DasLyfe
@daslyfe.com
Dad with dad jokes. Typically irreverent. Sometimes a Twitch gamer and YouTube Noob. Not a ballerina.
I printed a Nanakatana as a gift for a 10 year old and now I have to make one for the whole class. #3dprinting #NanaKatana
November 8, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I printed a Nanakatana as a gift for a 10 year old and now I have to make one for the whole class. #3dprinting #NanaKatana
No matter how much leash I give him, my dog only wants to sniff the spot just out of reach.
There’s a life lesson in there somewhere.
There’s a life lesson in there somewhere.
November 8, 2025 at 12:19 AM
No matter how much leash I give him, my dog only wants to sniff the spot just out of reach.
There’s a life lesson in there somewhere.
There’s a life lesson in there somewhere.
Given the current state of our slang, I bet a number of people who’ve never seen the movie before completely misunderstand what those boys were up to in The Goonies.
a man in a pirate hat is saying hey you guys !!
ALT: a man in a pirate hat is saying hey you guys !!
media.tenor.com
November 2, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Given the current state of our slang, I bet a number of people who’ve never seen the movie before completely misunderstand what those boys were up to in The Goonies.
Adults don’t understand why young kids love to say 6-7, but young kids don’t understand why adults love to say 6-9.
November 1, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Adults don’t understand why young kids love to say 6-7, but young kids don’t understand why adults love to say 6-9.
Technically speaking, my cardboard spaceship does in fact orbit the Sun.
October 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Technically speaking, my cardboard spaceship does in fact orbit the Sun.
My Uber just took me past a trailer community called Park Place and that’s it y’all, we can stop trying. They did it, they found the perfect name!
October 29, 2025 at 2:06 PM
My Uber just took me past a trailer community called Park Place and that’s it y’all, we can stop trying. They did it, they found the perfect name!
Ready for Halloween #3Dprinting #FullSizeCandyBar
October 26, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Ready for Halloween #3Dprinting #FullSizeCandyBar
It seems the US military might be manipulated into bombing any boat just by claiming it contains drugs.
Surely no country or organization would ever consider taking advantage of that. Right?
Surely no country or organization would ever consider taking advantage of that. Right?
October 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
It seems the US military might be manipulated into bombing any boat just by claiming it contains drugs.
Surely no country or organization would ever consider taking advantage of that. Right?
Surely no country or organization would ever consider taking advantage of that. Right?
Fresh words of wisdom from Trevor Noah. I always appreciate his perspective.
Take a listen.
Take a listen.
Saudi Comedy Festival, Charlie Kirk - Between the Scenes
YouTube video by Trevor Noah
youtu.be
October 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Fresh words of wisdom from Trevor Noah. I always appreciate his perspective.
Take a listen.
Take a listen.
By the 2nd book in the Remembrance of Earth’s Past trilogy (what Netflix’s The Three Body Problem is based on), I wondered why Rachel Carson’s book was such a big part of the first volume.
That became apparent in Death’s End. No happy endings for the universal silent spring.
#booksky #nospoilers
That became apparent in Death’s End. No happy endings for the universal silent spring.
#booksky #nospoilers
October 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM
By the 2nd book in the Remembrance of Earth’s Past trilogy (what Netflix’s The Three Body Problem is based on), I wondered why Rachel Carson’s book was such a big part of the first volume.
That became apparent in Death’s End. No happy endings for the universal silent spring.
#booksky #nospoilers
That became apparent in Death’s End. No happy endings for the universal silent spring.
#booksky #nospoilers
The Secret Handshake’s statue is back on the Mall, renamed from Best Friends Forever to Why Can’t We Be Friends.
They “released the files” to make those cake toppers available to #3dprint & I now have these clowns decorating my bathroom.
Unfortunately, the current president is facing my shower.
They “released the files” to make those cake toppers available to #3dprint & I now have these clowns decorating my bathroom.
Unfortunately, the current president is facing my shower.
October 3, 2025 at 5:17 PM
The Secret Handshake’s statue is back on the Mall, renamed from Best Friends Forever to Why Can’t We Be Friends.
They “released the files” to make those cake toppers available to #3dprint & I now have these clowns decorating my bathroom.
Unfortunately, the current president is facing my shower.
They “released the files” to make those cake toppers available to #3dprint & I now have these clowns decorating my bathroom.
Unfortunately, the current president is facing my shower.
One of these days I’ll get around to letting my procrastination catch up to me and there will be consequences.
October 2, 2025 at 12:25 PM
One of these days I’ll get around to letting my procrastination catch up to me and there will be consequences.
Not many movies I’ll give up on.
But Mickey 17… ugh.
Stuck in an airplane seat crossing the country, I quit the movie and watched the flight map instead.
But Mickey 17… ugh.
Stuck in an airplane seat crossing the country, I quit the movie and watched the flight map instead.
September 30, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Not many movies I’ll give up on.
But Mickey 17… ugh.
Stuck in an airplane seat crossing the country, I quit the movie and watched the flight map instead.
But Mickey 17… ugh.
Stuck in an airplane seat crossing the country, I quit the movie and watched the flight map instead.
With thanks to @williampetruzzo.com for his amazing series, I am proud to announce I have joined the revolution. If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the Jean Valjean with the door locked. #3dprinting #BigTissue #revolution
September 29, 2025 at 12:28 AM
With thanks to @williampetruzzo.com for his amazing series, I am proud to announce I have joined the revolution. If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the Jean Valjean with the door locked. #3dprinting #BigTissue #revolution
“How to Write Click-Bait YouTube Headlines. This Changes Everything!”
September 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
“How to Write Click-Bait YouTube Headlines. This Changes Everything!”
Reposted by DasLyfe
Ever wonder how many men joined the priesthood just because they misunderstood the word seminary?
a priest is smiling and says `` tell me more my child ''
ALT: a priest is smiling and says `` tell me more my child ''
media.tenor.com
September 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Ever wonder how many men joined the priesthood just because they misunderstood the word seminary?
When will the right-wing media de-escalate escalate gate?
September 25, 2025 at 2:52 AM
When will the right-wing media de-escalate escalate gate?
“It can only good happen” needs to be a bigly internet meme.
September 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
“It can only good happen” needs to be a bigly internet meme.
Remember when there were accusations that Democratic administrations were using the force of government to deplatform conservative speakers?
kermit the frog holds a glass of lipton tea
ALT: kermit the frog holds a glass of lipton tea
media.tenor.com
September 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Remember when there were accusations that Democratic administrations were using the force of government to deplatform conservative speakers?
In which I attempted to paint a 3d printed cow, with only Posca markers and a brush to reach nooks and/or crannies.
September 14, 2025 at 1:14 AM
In which I attempted to paint a 3d printed cow, with only Posca markers and a brush to reach nooks and/or crannies.
Catching up on UAP hearings & stunned by how well the testimony fits extra-dimensional movement.
Vanishing/reappearing, supersonic travel w/out sonic boom, morphing and fluid-like surfaces. And a hellfire bouncing off an object as if the bulk of its mass were elsewhere.
Time to reread Flatland.
Vanishing/reappearing, supersonic travel w/out sonic boom, morphing and fluid-like surfaces. And a hellfire bouncing off an object as if the bulk of its mass were elsewhere.
Time to reread Flatland.
September 12, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Catching up on UAP hearings & stunned by how well the testimony fits extra-dimensional movement.
Vanishing/reappearing, supersonic travel w/out sonic boom, morphing and fluid-like surfaces. And a hellfire bouncing off an object as if the bulk of its mass were elsewhere.
Time to reread Flatland.
Vanishing/reappearing, supersonic travel w/out sonic boom, morphing and fluid-like surfaces. And a hellfire bouncing off an object as if the bulk of its mass were elsewhere.
Time to reread Flatland.
If you’re sending cold emails for legal services, maybe don’t use the subject line “There’s still time to write your will.”
I wasn’t expecting a death threat today.
I wasn’t expecting a death threat today.
September 12, 2025 at 3:46 PM
If you’re sending cold emails for legal services, maybe don’t use the subject line “There’s still time to write your will.”
I wasn’t expecting a death threat today.
I wasn’t expecting a death threat today.
Amazing how some media outlets have a problem with “they/them” pronouns, but not when it comes to blaming political opponents.
Who is the boogeyman?
“They are! Make them pay!”
Who is the boogeyman?
“They are! Make them pay!”
September 12, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Amazing how some media outlets have a problem with “they/them” pronouns, but not when it comes to blaming political opponents.
Who is the boogeyman?
“They are! Make them pay!”
Who is the boogeyman?
“They are! Make them pay!”
Excited for everyone who is now discovering the first season of Orphan Black on Netflix.
Subsequent seasons, not so much.
Subsequent seasons, not so much.
September 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Excited for everyone who is now discovering the first season of Orphan Black on Netflix.
Subsequent seasons, not so much.
Subsequent seasons, not so much.