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Dashiell Ward
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One of those “bicoastal” types, he/him.
Frantic commute down a scenic canal on London’s first sunny day in weeks. Hurriedly overtaking daytrippers while waddling on a cane. I’m important.
January 7, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Just bought tix to Riga so I can see the Latvian Shen Yun
January 6, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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i have decided in 2025 that i will let the old behaviors and patterns that ruled my life and made me miserable continue unabated
January 2, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Belt and Road? How about Frog and Toad? Joke with this frame TK
December 29, 2024 at 5:12 PM
I’ve not seen snow in years
December 25, 2024 at 1:51 AM
Denaminazoine di origine controllata
December 20, 2024 at 12:36 PM
A mulled sherry called “Santa’s Sack”
December 12, 2024 at 10:31 AM
A contemplative Secretary of State called Antony Thinkin
December 10, 2024 at 11:25 AM
G. Gordon Kitty
Cat Puts Out Candle
YouTube video by Waggle TV
m.youtube.com
December 6, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Horrified to discover that I live next to a “vegan black metal French bistro”
November 29, 2024 at 6:24 PM
An offset spatula themed superhero
November 29, 2024 at 12:57 PM
Go go gadget heartburn
November 28, 2024 at 2:41 PM
Among the Highland delicacies, the Scots have a confection which they term ‘tablet,’ although it seems really to be a local adaptation of barfi (if boasting a grainier constitution).

The locals take it with tea, or Scotch, and it is most agreeable in either setting.
November 28, 2024 at 2:37 PM
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I feel like a real nightmare for conservatives would be if we found Bigfoot but he was woke
November 27, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Sadness is a sword; sympathy is a knife; satisfaction is a fork; surprise is a sauce spoon.
November 27, 2024 at 5:46 PM
If you buy a bottle of current-vintage Barolo today, it should be ready to drink by the time they call CA-13.
November 27, 2024 at 2:13 PM
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i'm joining the war against undrinkability on the side of undrinkability
November 27, 2024 at 2:00 PM
As we move into mulled wine season, it’s become harder for me to cleanly communicate, with my preferred language, that I am “considering” a bottle.
November 26, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Tried a cheeky transfer from District to Central Lines at Monument. I’m pretty sure RyanAir services shorter routes…
November 26, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Does anyone in London have a case of Meursault they need to get rid of for free
Does anyone in Portland have a case of Meursault they need to get rid of for free for me please to give to me I want 22/1/2024
November 11, 2024 at 2:59 PM
It’s all happening on BlueSky, the everything app
November 11, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Couldn’t have happened to nicer people www.nytimes.com/2024/10/14/b...
October 14, 2024 at 10:55 AM
Unsure as to whether the cane is making me appear more or less pretentious 1/9/2024
September 1, 2024 at 3:16 PM
Hey BlueSky! Long time no chat. Sorry about that; there was an attempt on my life 10/8/2024
August 10, 2024 at 7:39 PM
Pray for me 30/4/2024
April 30, 2024 at 3:53 PM