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Relevant XKCD:

xkcd.com/1319/
April 4, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Back cover synopsis for Jesus Dared You to Eat This Where Do You Think You're Going? Jesus dared you to eat this. Don't act like you didn't hear him. He can't stand posers who just take up space in the scene. You say you love God? Then prove it. EAT THIS This is just the beginning - Jesus has all types of crazy stuff he wants to watch you eat. He's tired of the fakers. Jesus dares you to eat something on every page in this book, so eat it up. Maybe then he'll respect you - maybe. You walk around in your God t-shirt all the time now let's see if you're a real fan. EAT THIS: • cicada shell • datura flower • hotdog burrito with mayo • lunch that bugs made • biggest eggs hard boiled • every sauce packet • a single penny found in his hot car • citronella candle mixed together • 100 saltines no water • one of his dog's treats • fruit snacks from 10 years • a whole cigarette ago that he found in the • bible times food garage • this book A PAPERBACK PARADISE BOOK
February 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
dasf0x.bsky.social
Do you think it could be partially due to the fact swords has been around longer and has had more time to gain an audience?
January 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM