Sir, this is the train station

Is there a market for data visualization assistance for sports reporters? Like, could you get $1k per year approved from js?

Guns and money

If everyone dies, housing will be very cheap

Very good writing. Top 100 book, maybe top 10 if I had an actual list

The murderbot books. Show is good also, but the books are awesome

I hope they do say that! It'll mean we won. As a climate person, I aim to do such a good job that, decades from now, climate deniers smugly tell me I imagined the whole thing.

CK paid a price. There is some hope hegseth etc. will be called to account. We need people in power that will enact justice.

Thank you! My dad loves prine, but I hadn't heard that one, and it speaks to me. Also, a.i. lyric generator is trash, but funny

Just need some Greek freakishness and heal up for the playoffs

Quickly evened out by BS roughness

Obviously, Fuck the cubs is the only stance for a free American. This is the team that brought us Biff Tannen

Epic lulz on Nazi May

Folks! We did it! The Onion has 60,000 subscribers!

We're that much closer to reaching our goal of beating The Washington Post's print circulation by the end of next year. (They were last reported at 97k, but it's probably lower now.)

Thank you all. Democracy died in darkness but we're still here.