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DasAutoCitron
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Jesus loves you, but we think you're a cunt.

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He knows what Rome is. Rome is the mob.

Conjure magic for them, and they're distracted. Take away their freedom, and still they roar. The beating heart of Rome is not the marble of the senate. It's the sand of the Colosseum

He'll bring them death. And they'll love him for it
May 5, 2025 at 7:40 PM
"I KNOW, Sharon! Now, will you quit body shaming me, and come help widen this doorway!"
April 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
$1000 in THIS economy?

He's a crypto scammer, isn't he?🙄
March 27, 2025 at 10:58 PM
What's my spirit animal?

Well..
March 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Get in, loser. We're about to cause some SHIT!
March 19, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Huckabee's got resting toddler being told, "NO, Sarah! You can't eat the crayons!"-face.
March 18, 2025 at 8:23 PM
You had to ask? 😂
March 13, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Youtuber: The more you slice, pound or smash the garlic, the spicier it becomes, because the spice comes from trauma

Me: Oh
November 14, 2024 at 10:03 PM