He knows what Rome is. Rome is the mob.

Conjure magic for them, and they're distracted. Take away their freedom, and still they roar. The beating heart of Rome is not the marble of the senate. It's the sand of the Colosseum

He'll bring them death. And they'll love him for it

"I KNOW, Sharon! Now, will you quit body shaming me, and come help widen this doorway!"

$1000 in THIS economy?

He's a crypto scammer, isn't he?🙄

What's my spirit animal?

Well..

Get in, loser. We're about to cause some SHIT!

Huckabee's got resting toddler being told, "NO, Sarah! You can't eat the crayons!"-face.

You had to ask? 😂

Youtuber: The more you slice, pound or smash the garlic, the spicier it becomes, because the spice comes from trauma

Me: Oh