Jarhead Pinknose
@das-gooch.bsky.social
play here because it means elon musk dies a little. I’d rather get 5 likes laughing at my post than 1000 “serious” likes. ALL BLUE. 90s boy. history teacher. LGBTQ+ ally. Father of 2 All I want is to wear t-shirts, cargo shorts and Air Force 1s all day.
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Jarhead Pinknose
@das-gooch.bsky.social
· Nov 27
For those I’m following/ following back or am attempting a little “follow you, follow me” feel rested that while I’m definitely trying to BUILD my little universe I’m VERY much checking ID’s at the door. a bunch I’ve stilI left hanging and a bunch I said mmmmmm maybe I’ll SKIP the follow try!
People can sit in their underwear for all i care as long as the multi ton aluminum tube I'm strapped into that shoots me 35000 feet in the air for thousands of miles amd does things that might go along with the "laws" of "physics" but i still dont quite believe lands nice and safely ...
November 28, 2025 at 3:21 PM
People can sit in their underwear for all i care as long as the multi ton aluminum tube I'm strapped into that shoots me 35000 feet in the air for thousands of miles amd does things that might go along with the "laws" of "physics" but i still dont quite believe lands nice and safely ...
I'm such a sucker for those "would you donate" things at cashiers prompts especially #petsmart and #petco. If one of them at Stop & Shop said "donate 2 dollars so our stock boy can go fight for Russia against the Ukraine", I KNOW it would be a bad idea...but then I'd feel guilty for not donating.
November 13, 2025 at 5:55 PM
They were talking about the player who grew up with the homemade ball field like it was this amazing thing...no that's just straight fucked up #worldseries
October 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
They were talking about the player who grew up with the homemade ball field like it was this amazing thing...no that's just straight fucked up #worldseries
My first gripe with playoff baseball, how did the Brewers not go with the stripes, the best unis in sports! #nlds #playoffbaseball
October 12, 2025 at 1:08 AM
My first gripe with playoff baseball, how did the Brewers not go with the stripes, the best unis in sports! #nlds #playoffbaseball
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Sneak peak at all of America tomorrow for “No Kings Day” 🍊🦅🇺🇸
June 13, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Sneak peak at all of America tomorrow for “No Kings Day” 🍊🦅🇺🇸
Am I the only "mature" adult who wishes he could freeze time, find a big vintage toy store and have a massive GI Joe/ Star Wars battle while everyone else is frozen in time?
May 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Am I the only "mature" adult who wishes he could freeze time, find a big vintage toy store and have a massive GI Joe/ Star Wars battle while everyone else is frozen in time?
If you made a literal #goldendome out of legos that covered the entire United States I bet it would STILL cost more than 175 billion.
May 22, 2025 at 1:35 PM
If you made a literal #goldendome out of legos that covered the entire United States I bet it would STILL cost more than 175 billion.
So who had on their bingo card that the word "Alcatraz" would be a top trending word, and it wasn't because the movie "the Rock 2" is somehow in development...
May 5, 2025 at 3:45 PM
So who had on their bingo card that the word "Alcatraz" would be a top trending word, and it wasn't because the movie "the Rock 2" is somehow in development...
If the evils of big tech ALSO mean that I get to have a bird feeder at home where from my work desk 45 miles away I can be notified any time that there is a live stream of a northern cardinal eating and its identifying the bird for me too...well then I bow to my billionaire overlords then.
April 28, 2025 at 6:52 PM
If the evils of big tech ALSO mean that I get to have a bird feeder at home where from my work desk 45 miles away I can be notified any time that there is a live stream of a northern cardinal eating and its identifying the bird for me too...well then I bow to my billionaire overlords then.
Wait the #Trump admin is gonna give us 5 grand if we have another kid? My wife and I were JUST saying if ONLY we had $4996.78 we could have a third kid! Well better start cracking!
April 22, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Wait the #Trump admin is gonna give us 5 grand if we have another kid? My wife and I were JUST saying if ONLY we had $4996.78 we could have a third kid! Well better start cracking!
75 degrees in Mass. time to open the car windows, put on the dark oakleys, Use all 6 Bose speakers, and blast screaming metal and rap loud enough to wake the dead...on the way to the grocery store...in my Nissan Pathfinder...
I'm 46...with kids.
#youngatheart #ageisanumber
I'm 46...with kids.
#youngatheart #ageisanumber
April 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
75 degrees in Mass. time to open the car windows, put on the dark oakleys, Use all 6 Bose speakers, and blast screaming metal and rap loud enough to wake the dead...on the way to the grocery store...in my Nissan Pathfinder...
I'm 46...with kids.
#youngatheart #ageisanumber
I'm 46...with kids.
#youngatheart #ageisanumber
For everyone who keeps being aghast at the actions of #RFK may I remind you. He cut off the head of a whale carcass, tied the thing to the top of his car and drove it across state lines because it was "interesting". It wasn't. It stunk, and was useless.
He also had a huge worm that ate his brain.
He also had a huge worm that ate his brain.
April 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
For everyone who keeps being aghast at the actions of #RFK may I remind you. He cut off the head of a whale carcass, tied the thing to the top of his car and drove it across state lines because it was "interesting". It wasn't. It stunk, and was useless.
He also had a huge worm that ate his brain.
He also had a huge worm that ate his brain.
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Former chair of the Tennessee Libertarian Party 👇🏽
April 17, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Former chair of the Tennessee Libertarian Party 👇🏽
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sports betting apps are so stupid go to the track and bet on horses like a real man
April 17, 2025 at 2:02 PM
sports betting apps are so stupid go to the track and bet on horses like a real man
An ode to you "fluff pop singer", "woman who married rich" and to you "four other woman", may your trip into "space" which lasted quicker than it takes to get from base to the rocket pad at NASA be a beacon to little girls all over who look at the stars and say "who do I gotta hump to get to space"
The study on breast implants in space has successfully completed. Congratulations Jeff Bezos for all the incredible work you are doing.
April 16, 2025 at 5:11 PM
An ode to you "fluff pop singer", "woman who married rich" and to you "four other woman", may your trip into "space" which lasted quicker than it takes to get from base to the rocket pad at NASA be a beacon to little girls all over who look at the stars and say "who do I gotta hump to get to space"
The president can do whatever he wants,
I got to hear @thedeftones.bsky.social play Digital Bath and Change (In the House of Flies) for the first time live last night at the Boston show.
Do your worst #Trump I'm good.
I got to hear @thedeftones.bsky.social play Digital Bath and Change (In the House of Flies) for the first time live last night at the Boston show.
Do your worst #Trump I'm good.
April 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
The president can do whatever he wants,
I got to hear @thedeftones.bsky.social play Digital Bath and Change (In the House of Flies) for the first time live last night at the Boston show.
Do your worst #Trump I'm good.
I got to hear @thedeftones.bsky.social play Digital Bath and Change (In the House of Flies) for the first time live last night at the Boston show.
Do your worst #Trump I'm good.
I wish I had so many people willing to fall on the sword for all the incredibly stupid things I do on a daily basis.
I just get weird looks
#trump
I just get weird looks
#trump
April 7, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I wish I had so many people willing to fall on the sword for all the incredibly stupid things I do on a daily basis.
I just get weird looks
#trump
I just get weird looks
#trump
if in an alt universe #Elon was a benevolent billionaire who cured cancer and provided every kid with A free education ...
...who would even in THAT universe ever look at a cybertruck and say, I Want THAT.
...who would even in THAT universe ever look at a cybertruck and say, I Want THAT.
April 6, 2025 at 4:51 PM
if in an alt universe #Elon was a benevolent billionaire who cured cancer and provided every kid with A free education ...
...who would even in THAT universe ever look at a cybertruck and say, I Want THAT.
...who would even in THAT universe ever look at a cybertruck and say, I Want THAT.
I'm warning y'all now. When one of my responses gets a good amount of "hearts" I'm gonna go all medieval and just follow EVERYONE on that list! They might end up all being bots but I'll get a thousand followers by hook or by crook!
April 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I'm warning y'all now. When one of my responses gets a good amount of "hearts" I'm gonna go all medieval and just follow EVERYONE on that list! They might end up all being bots but I'll get a thousand followers by hook or by crook!
I woke up today, stretched, it was unseasonably warm, it's a Friday...
And then I realized...
IT HASNT EVEN BEEN A HUNDRED DAYS YET!!!!!
mother fu...
And then I realized...
IT HASNT EVEN BEEN A HUNDRED DAYS YET!!!!!
mother fu...
April 4, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I woke up today, stretched, it was unseasonably warm, it's a Friday...
And then I realized...
IT HASNT EVEN BEEN A HUNDRED DAYS YET!!!!!
mother fu...
And then I realized...
IT HASNT EVEN BEEN A HUNDRED DAYS YET!!!!!
mother fu...
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the Dunkin’ logo has never felt more accurate
March 29, 2025 at 4:06 PM
the Dunkin’ logo has never felt more accurate
So yeah we might be in this Orwellian hellscapish nightmare for which we
Might never get out...
But man did anyone see the #bulls and #lakers game last night! Fck the real world, I'm just gonna watch sports, #theresidence #abbotelementary and build #legos and play games!
Here's to shutting down!
Might never get out...
But man did anyone see the #bulls and #lakers game last night! Fck the real world, I'm just gonna watch sports, #theresidence #abbotelementary and build #legos and play games!
Here's to shutting down!
March 28, 2025 at 5:09 PM
So yeah we might be in this Orwellian hellscapish nightmare for which we
Might never get out...
But man did anyone see the #bulls and #lakers game last night! Fck the real world, I'm just gonna watch sports, #theresidence #abbotelementary and build #legos and play games!
Here's to shutting down!
Might never get out...
But man did anyone see the #bulls and #lakers game last night! Fck the real world, I'm just gonna watch sports, #theresidence #abbotelementary and build #legos and play games!
Here's to shutting down!
#Lego seriously I do NOT have room for a gigantic #JurassicPark T-Rex skeleton model. STOP making these!...I mean I guess I can blow out a wall...but STILL!
March 24, 2025 at 12:38 PM
#Lego seriously I do NOT have room for a gigantic #JurassicPark T-Rex skeleton model. STOP making these!...I mean I guess I can blow out a wall...but STILL!
I haven't used Bluesky in like two weeks and it made me realize...I think I really just don't like social media. Or people. Or what other people think...about like anything. No offense.
March 21, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I haven't used Bluesky in like two weeks and it made me realize...I think I really just don't like social media. Or people. Or what other people think...about like anything. No offense.
So you can hate the guy that's fine. You can hate what he protests. That's fine. You can hate what he stands for. That's fine. Me too. But just out of curiosity....we arresting all those lining up chanting "Jews will not replace us"?...and they will be singing. And when are we raiding KKK rallies?
March 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
So you can hate the guy that's fine. You can hate what he protests. That's fine. You can hate what he stands for. That's fine. Me too. But just out of curiosity....we arresting all those lining up chanting "Jews will not replace us"?...and they will be singing. And when are we raiding KKK rallies?