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Derpin4Jesus
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Skeetville's worst apologist. Blackhole theist. Part-time supervised volunteer youth pastor. Outspoken, aggressive, condescending, arrogant, headstrong. Parody.
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"Arrogance is asking the god that did nothing to stop the Holocaust to help you find your car keys." -Ricky Gervais
March 6, 2025 at 1:42 PM
December 10, 2024 at 6:08 AM
Shiiit skros, ain’t no archaeological evidence for these skeeter named Epictetus.
December 10, 2024 at 6:04 AM
Look up RepentAvoidHell, heeee’s back. And he fell for my schtick again 🤣
December 5, 2024 at 3:52 PM
He fell for it again 🤣
December 5, 2024 at 2:32 PM
I can’t understand why that double standard is so triggering 🤣
December 5, 2024 at 2:04 PM
These people don’t want to hear it man. They don’t understand that they need to scientifically prove the Biblical truth is not real. And they really get triggered when we say hell and God can’t be proven scientifically because it’s spiritual.

If only they would take our guidence!
December 5, 2024 at 2:00 PM
😂
December 4, 2024 at 2:57 AM
yes, he is.
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December 3, 2024 at 7:49 PM