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Derpin4Jesus
@darwintojesus.bsky.social
Skeetville's worst apologist. Blackhole theist. Part-time supervised volunteer youth pastor. Outspoken, aggressive, condescending, arrogant, headstrong. Parody.
In case you missed it, I'm not really DarwintoJesus.
Just holding this handle for him 😉😆
May 11, 2025 at 8:32 PM
May 9, 2025 at 2:38 AM
JeSuS nEvEr ExIsTeD!
March 7, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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"Arrogance is asking the god that did nothing to stop the Holocaust to help you find your car keys." -Ricky Gervais
March 6, 2025 at 1:42 PM
My favorite.
I'll be writing soon enough.
March 6, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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There is no belief more arrogant than positing a god has created the known universe just for you to exist here on Earth, be made the master of all the land and its creatures, and to then be called to hate it.
December 23, 2024 at 12:51 PM
There is no belief more arrogant than positing a god has created the known universe just for you to exist here on Earth, be made the master of all the land and its creatures, and to then be called to hate it.
December 23, 2024 at 12:51 PM
The meme-ification of philsophy of religion is not something to be proud of.
December 18, 2024 at 2:33 AM
Shiiit skro, ain’t no archaeological evidence for this skeeter named Epictetus!
December 10, 2024 at 6:09 AM
RepentAvoidHell forgot his password on this account.

So, it seems you can just dog him as his account is left idle.

🤙
Abortion is murder. We should convict and lock up all those that get an abortion and murder a baby.
December 10, 2024 at 6:06 AM
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Healthcare should be free for all!

As Jesus intended.
December 6, 2024 at 12:20 AM
🤣
Look up RepentAvoidHell, heeee’s back. And he fell for my schtick again 🤣
December 5, 2024 at 7:28 PM
Dang skros!
I just noticed Angela Gambino hasn't been back since I blasted her.
Check her TL skro.
December 5, 2024 at 4:50 AM
Looks like ChristWarrior took longer than three days, but did indeed return!

@biblicaltruth.bsky.social
December 3, 2024 at 5:17 PM
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Well gang,

Looks like we have to fight, and defeat, a compilation of history’s greatest evils all at once. Civil War, WW2, the Cold War, greed, racism, sexism, ignorance, fascism…hell is empty and all the demons are here.

Let’s fucking go.
December 3, 2024 at 1:20 AM
I don’t know skro. This might really be him!
December 2, 2024 at 5:14 PM
Being dumb is a lot like being dead.
It only hurts the ones with functioning brains.
December 2, 2024 at 3:07 AM
“Do you read?”
December 2, 2024 at 2:14 AM
🤦‍♀️
December 1, 2024 at 10:56 PM
How does anyone take this person seriously if they had to look up Adam Kinzinger?

Are you an activist?

Are you a political leader?
December 1, 2024 at 10:31 PM
Careful skros, these bad faith actors don’t take criticism well.

If you call out a big account for some bullshit they will but you on a LIST!! Oh no!!

@intersectionaldem.bsky.social thinks I’m a Russian asset 🤣 😭 ☠️
December 1, 2024 at 4:01 PM
I’m not religious.
I have a personal relationship with the voice inside my head.
November 30, 2024 at 10:32 PM
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God loves us so much He promised to never drown all of humanity again and sacrificed his only son.
November 23, 2024 at 5:16 PM
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When the resist accounts showed up and No dem under 1 k started it was used by Nazis to gain followers all over the site so they could infiltrate resist circles and start to drive wedges and try to cause fights between coalitions. Wish people had listened to those of us who warned it was happening
I’ve blocked a few literal Nazis recently but I checked the people following them to block them as well and every time there’s a handful of apparently real left/liberal folks following these accounts and … what?

Are they just blindly following back?
November 28, 2024 at 9:12 PM
So happy not seeing forced birther nonsense here.
November 29, 2024 at 6:45 AM