Darth Stateworker
darthstateworker.bsky.social
Darth Stateworker
@darthstateworker.bsky.social
Liberal. Policy Wonk. A true dark lord of the facts!
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January 3, 2026 at 3:37 PM
What the fuck have we become as a country?!?!
January 3, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Real Lord Farquaad vibes here.
November 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM
The older Cuomo gets, the more he looks like Droopy the dog.
October 17, 2025 at 1:10 AM
JD Vance:

"If your political rhetoric causes violence against our law enforcement officers, you can go straight to hell."

Is he talking about his boss?
September 25, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Reminds me of the family tree from Idiocracy. I wonder why?
March 2, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Constantino is doing *wonders* for his business. His web traffic appears to have been halved since his first nutty email last summer.
February 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
This douchebag is doing this to celebrate hundreds of thousands of people losing their jobs. Remember that. Phoney Stark is a real life Bond villain.
February 21, 2025 at 1:23 PM
No no. A nice PC setup would have been one of those eMachines from that era that had the big sticker that proclaimed they would "never be obsolete"

My 1998 eMachine sitting in an e-waste facility somewhere would like a word.
February 21, 2025 at 3:30 AM