As a resident of Birmingham, I’d just like to issue the following statement.

🤦🏻‍♂️

That is all.

I’ve logged a request for callback and I’ve also logged a formal complaint. But I’d like the car fixed sometime before hell freezes over (or a local thief realises the door doesn’t lock and hot wires it)

Turned out to be something to do with the WiFi network I was on. No idea why 😀

I’m on ios26, just wanted to rule out a wider issue before screaming into the void of my phone 😀

Is there a problem with the Patreon podcast feed? Nothing seems to be downloading, even old episodes.

I need two shots in the morning just to make any kind of coherent sense. How do you survive? 🤣

Not my original picture, but very much my way of life.

[Note: this joke would have been moderately-to-quite funny if it were roughly between 2017 and 2019. Funnier than now, anyway.]

Bought a new trimmer last month. Had a slight issue with the length settings. Am now in the process of regrowing a beard. 🤦🏻‍♂️

I’d managed to forget that man existed. Oh well 😀