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darthnekochan.bsky.social
@darthnekochan.bsky.social
Unabashed geek and forever in love with nature. AuDHD
Bruja de nacimiento. 🌱🧙🏼‍♀️🌿
Definitely psychoanalyzing you.
“Contra spem spero.”
Pride Month and we’re all watching the gayest, messiest breakups between Trump and Musk 🏳️‍🌈
June 5, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Heard.
I changed my profile picture to be happy but it doesn't mean I'm happy it just means God is dissociating from reality.
May 30, 2025 at 1:41 PM
The news is shit but #nature is lit. I’ve decided to post pics I’ve taken while (unsuccessfully) morel-hunting. That’s scarlet sumac! I will be harvesting some this autumn as I love sumac.
April 28, 2025 at 4:00 AM
The news is shit but #nature is lit. I’ve decided to post pics I’ve taken while (unsuccessfully) morel-hunting. Did find some reishi, though. A bit past their prime.
April 28, 2025 at 3:58 AM
The news is shit but #nature is lit. I’ve decided to post pics I’ve taken while (unsuccessfully) morel-hunting. This little beauty is the cranefly orchid.
April 28, 2025 at 3:57 AM
The news is shit but #nature is lit. I’ve decided to post pics I’ve taken while (unsuccessfully) morel-hunting. Behold: American dewberry
April 28, 2025 at 3:56 AM
The news is shit but #nature is lit. I’ve decided to post pics I’ve taken while (unsuccessfully) morel-hunting. This is rosa multiflora and will supply many tasty rose hips come autumn.
April 28, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
The news is shit but #nature is lit. I’ve decided to post pics I’ve taken while (unsuccessfully) morel-hunting. Here’s wolf’s milk slime mold (actually a myxogastrid amoeba).
April 9, 2025 at 3:50 AM
The news is shit but #nature is lit. I’ve decided to post pics I’ve taken while (unsuccessfully) morel-hunting. Here’s a red buckeye.
April 9, 2025 at 3:49 AM
The news is shit but #nature is lit. I’ve decided to post pics I’ve taken while (unsuccessfully) morel-hunting. Here’s some downy yellow violet.
April 9, 2025 at 3:48 AM
The news is shit but #nature is lit. I’ve decided to post pics I’ve taken while (unsuccessfully) morel-hunting. Here’s a lovely patch of star moss.
April 9, 2025 at 3:46 AM
The news is shit but #nature is lit. I’ve decided to post pics I’ve taken while (unsuccessfully) morel-hunting. Here’s some wild violets.
April 9, 2025 at 3:44 AM
The news is shit but #nature is lit. I’ve decided to post pics I’ve taken while (unsuccessfully) morel-hunting. Here’s a patch of “bloody butcher” trillium.
April 9, 2025 at 3:43 AM
The news is shit but #nature is lit. I’ve decided to post pics I’ve taken while (unsuccessfully) morel-hunting. Here’s a may apple.
April 9, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Last week in #foraging was pokeweed! We look forward to it and it’s my middle kid’s favorite foraged greens. My only lament is that it cooks down as bad as spinach lol. I’ll be back out to collect more once these floodwaters recede.
April 7, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Snowing in Boston while it’s 80°F in NYC. Wild onions have been sprouting in spring AND autumn/winter and morels are 3-4 weeks late here in TN. Tornado activity is moving away from historic tornado alley and into Dixie alley more and more each year.

The climate is whackadoodle.
March 29, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Wheeeeee!
March 29, 2025 at 2:57 AM
No joy out #foraging for oysters today but did see this spiffy little #mushroom friend. Gonna hit up some more spots in the coming weeks and hope. Still a couple weeks too early for morels.
March 19, 2025 at 3:49 AM
People think the foraging girlies are so docile and gentle but they forget that we also know what plants are poisonous and exactly how they poison or can be mistakenly cooked and eaten. Just a thought.
March 14, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Y’know why the far right wants to ban gay marriage, right? They’re terrified that cishet 🌾 n3m won’t find wives because all available wmn will be in Lavender/Boston marriages rather than deal with them. 💅🏽
March 9, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Media: “He’s a degenerate! He made spicy videos!”
Everyone: “We love a sexually liberated and respectful man!”

These are generations who swooned over the bad boys with golden hearts and reading dark romances. You don’t have to sell him so hard 😩 #luigimangione
March 5, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Ok but the thought of ADHD people in *concentration* camps is ironic and the only reason I can have a little unhinged giggle as a treat instead of spontaneously combusting in rage
February 16, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Dictators all.
February 16, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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February 15, 2025 at 7:01 PM