You cheat on me? There’s a good chance I won’t cheat back. But there’s a better chance you’ll get audited by the IRS next year.

Pork shit noodles is killing me!

If it’s not a rice, yucca or plantain base, don’t trust us with it. We’re new to certain ingredients and might fuck it up

I think it’s a super suburban thing and Target is more of a city thing lol. Only Walmart I’ve ever been to is in NJ and nobody likes NJ anyway

You’re talking about Donald Trump. He doesn’t follow any rules or laws

No no baby. She’s trying to get the pedophile pardon for her funky husband