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Darth Leviosa
@darthleviosa.bsky.social
Geocacher, disc golfer, musician, writer, person
Bro comin' to town.
December 20, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Just trying to hit the sweet spot.
December 13, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Me when someone says "Say Cheese" and I'm growing my antlers out.
November 2, 2025 at 5:40 AM
October 21, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Wild Card series, game 3, Wrigley Field
October 5, 2025 at 4:39 AM
The only Monarch anyone ever needed.
June 15, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Remember in A Christmas Story when Scut Farkus chased Ralphie?
May 17, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Congratulations to Pete Crow-Armstrong for another big day at the plate.
May 17, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Hi, I'm President Dwight Eisenhower. When I'm not defeating the Nazis in World War II or running the country from right here in the White House, I like to get behind the wheel of the all new 1957 Edsel and go for long relaxing drives on my new highway system. Please consider buying an Edsel.
March 12, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I just signed an executive order to rename 4x4s to 16s.
March 7, 2025 at 4:57 AM
How did Cobra Commander decide when to wear the shiny metal mask and when to wear the blue cloth on his head? I'm guessing it depended on how windy it was.
March 6, 2025 at 5:27 AM
February 14, 2025 at 4:34 AM
February 12, 2025 at 1:35 PM
It's the sun.
January 22, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I hope the police are looking into Greg Graffin's whereabouts a few days ago.
January 10, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I was today years old when I found out that the band The Police didn't have police officers in it.

It did however have a guy named after that Stallone movie where he plays an overweight police officer.
January 6, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Oh I thought you said:
December 25, 2024 at 1:56 PM
Wishing you a Merry Huelltide season.
December 25, 2024 at 5:24 AM
December 23, 2024 at 4:37 AM
AKA Warlock
December 4, 2024 at 5:15 AM
CO2 is short for Cop Out 2.
November 23, 2024 at 5:15 AM
Panda Express heard about my daughter's new job at the stranger touching factory 🥲
November 22, 2024 at 5:21 AM
DJ: Everybody clap your hands

Gregory:
October 27, 2024 at 5:33 AM
DJ: Everybody clap your hands

Dr. Mike and Dr. Dan:
October 27, 2024 at 5:29 AM
DJ: Everybody clap your hands

Flying Katie:
October 27, 2024 at 5:23 AM