Darth Leviosa
@darthleviosa.bsky.social
Geocacher, disc golfer, musician, writer, person
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David Lee Roth, recording the song Panama: 🎶Burnin' down the avenue 🎶
Curly from The Three Stooges, producing the song: Hey Dave, I have an idea.
Dave: What?
Curly: <pause> Boynin'
Curly from The Three Stooges, producing the song: Hey Dave, I have an idea.
Dave: What?
Curly: <pause> Boynin'
Waiting until tomorrow to write all my best of 2025 lists in case some really cool stuff happens in the next hour and eighteen minutes.
January 1, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Waiting until tomorrow to write all my best of 2025 lists in case some really cool stuff happens in the next hour and eighteen minutes.
*Someone telling me something will be unforgettable*
Me: Bet.
Me: Bet.
January 1, 2026 at 3:54 AM
*Someone telling me something will be unforgettable*
Me: Bet.
Me: Bet.
Me, climbing to the top of Mt. Everest, not looking around and climbing back down.
December 29, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Me, climbing to the top of Mt. Everest, not looking around and climbing back down.
A high school teacher of mine also had a red nose, but he was an alcoholic.
December 27, 2025 at 5:14 AM
A high school teacher of mine also had a red nose, but he was an alcoholic.
*Cha Cha Slide voice*
Everybody Christmas Steve!
Everybody Christmas Steve!
a picture of two hands clapping with the website sendwishonline.com in the lower right corner
Alt: a picture of two hands clapping
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December 27, 2025 at 5:08 AM
*Cha Cha Slide voice*
Everybody Christmas Steve!
Everybody Christmas Steve!
The scariest parts of the political discussion overheard between the 27 and 37 year olds who both live with parents was their usage of "my dad says," their complete inability to articulate any specific policy they favor, and how it abruptly ended when they stumbled onto a different topic.
December 26, 2025 at 4:59 AM
The scariest parts of the political discussion overheard between the 27 and 37 year olds who both live with parents was their usage of "my dad says," their complete inability to articulate any specific policy they favor, and how it abruptly ended when they stumbled onto a different topic.
Singer: Up on the housetop, reindeer paws,
Out jumps good old Santa Claus
Me: Oh no, this roof is in dire need of replacing. I wish someone told me thousands of pounds would be landing on it.
*Santa, sleigh and reindeer crash through roof*
Me: This is what I was talking about.
Out jumps good old Santa Claus
Me: Oh no, this roof is in dire need of replacing. I wish someone told me thousands of pounds would be landing on it.
*Santa, sleigh and reindeer crash through roof*
Me: This is what I was talking about.
December 25, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Singer: Up on the housetop, reindeer paws,
Out jumps good old Santa Claus
Me: Oh no, this roof is in dire need of replacing. I wish someone told me thousands of pounds would be landing on it.
*Santa, sleigh and reindeer crash through roof*
Me: This is what I was talking about.
Out jumps good old Santa Claus
Me: Oh no, this roof is in dire need of replacing. I wish someone told me thousands of pounds would be landing on it.
*Santa, sleigh and reindeer crash through roof*
Me: This is what I was talking about.
It's Merry Christmas Eve, not Larry Christopher Steve!
December 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
It's Merry Christmas Eve, not Larry Christopher Steve!
Macarena Arena
two men in suits and ties are standing next to each other shaking hands .
Alt: two men in suits and ties are standing next to each other shaking hands .
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Macarena Arena
In Australia they call acupuncture skinny pinny.
December 22, 2025 at 1:52 PM
In Australia they call acupuncture skinny pinny.
Alternate New York Yankees names:
Jerkies
Pulleys
Tuggies
Dragons
Whiskers
Jerkies
Pulleys
Tuggies
Dragons
Whiskers
December 22, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Alternate New York Yankees names:
Jerkies
Pulleys
Tuggies
Dragons
Whiskers
Jerkies
Pulleys
Tuggies
Dragons
Whiskers
Is it still poo humor if I call it poomor?
December 22, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Is it still poo humor if I call it poomor?
Me, politely grinding gears to make the mechanism function more smoothly.
December 21, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Me, politely grinding gears to make the mechanism function more smoothly.
Why won't teams do offside kicks? Their opponents will never expect it.
December 21, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Why won't teams do offside kicks? Their opponents will never expect it.
Bro comin' to town.
December 20, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Bro comin' to town.
I support stuff that's good and condemn stuff that's bad.
*Dusts hands*
That should do it.
*Dusts hands*
That should do it.
December 19, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I support stuff that's good and condemn stuff that's bad.
*Dusts hands*
That should do it.
*Dusts hands*
That should do it.
We're only about 20 years away from "Dubsteppin' Around The Christmas Tree" to be recognized as the holiday classic it is destined to be.
December 17, 2025 at 5:16 AM
We're only about 20 years away from "Dubsteppin' Around The Christmas Tree" to be recognized as the holiday classic it is destined to be.
Lackey: Yes, sir, very presidential... Yes, everyone loves it. The American people really hate The Princess Bride. Excellent work, sir. You are a beacon of hope. Their family called me to thank you. They're all better now after reading your post. *to self* This is worth it! *bursts into ash*
December 16, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Lackey: Yes, sir, very presidential... Yes, everyone loves it. The American people really hate The Princess Bride. Excellent work, sir. You are a beacon of hope. Their family called me to thank you. They're all better now after reading your post. *to self* This is worth it! *bursts into ash*
Me, watching classic Christmas cartoons from the 60's: This is quite bad actually.
Everyone else, to me: Boooooo!
Everyone else, to me: Boooooo!
December 15, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Me, watching classic Christmas cartoons from the 60's: This is quite bad actually.
Everyone else, to me: Boooooo!
Everyone else, to me: Boooooo!
It's just so much easier to *not* kill people. Can't we just try that for a while?
December 15, 2025 at 5:18 AM
It's just so much easier to *not* kill people. Can't we just try that for a while?
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you have moon sauce in your eye.
December 14, 2025 at 5:58 AM
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you have moon sauce in your eye.
Just trying to hit the sweet spot.
December 13, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Just trying to hit the sweet spot.
Despite your assurances, Robert, I am very alarmed by this bustle in my hedgerow.
December 12, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Despite your assurances, Robert, I am very alarmed by this bustle in my hedgerow.
I ran into a gift horse the other day and I looked that son of a bitch right in the mouth.
December 12, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I ran into a gift horse the other day and I looked that son of a bitch right in the mouth.
Dave Grohl: I'VE GOT ANOTHER CONFESSION TO MAKE
Priest: Dave, you've had your turn. You're going to have to get back in line. And also keep it down.
Priest: Dave, you've had your turn. You're going to have to get back in line. And also keep it down.
December 10, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Dave Grohl: I'VE GOT ANOTHER CONFESSION TO MAKE
Priest: Dave, you've had your turn. You're going to have to get back in line. And also keep it down.
Priest: Dave, you've had your turn. You're going to have to get back in line. And also keep it down.