When I clerked for Justice Souter, I also took it like a man.

I am national security.

This is a joke.

I am national security.

If allowing the annexation of Alaska by Russia brings them to the negotiating table, then that is what we must do. It may be the only way to prevent Kansas City, Missouri, from being bombed with a 1970s designed nuclear weapon.

Thank you for highlighting the level of analysis that goes into my thinking. As the winner of the Alpheus Henry Snow Prize at Yale, you can rest assured I know what I’m doing.

I stand with Ukraine as long as it takes, even to flail.

I am national security.

If you put on noise cancelling headphones, the Middle East is the quietest it’s ever been.

I am national security.

Thank you for listening to my brave conversation. Yes, this impacts our foreign policy.

Did you know that I was voted most likely to succeed by my peers in high school? I was also a Coca-Coca scholar.

If you don’t believe me, it’s on my Wikipedia page, which I definitely didn’t write.

Cutting off trade from our partners in Russia would be escalatory. I have prevented Dixville Notch, NH, from being obliterated by nuclear war.

I am national security.