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DarthHelloKitty all over the place
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62 and about what you’d expect after 30 years of fandom. I like Good Omens, Slow Horses and The Diplomat. God bless Deadpool. No minors or baby adults. No ice.

No AI “artificial intelligence” ever!!!
I have what may actually be a stealth Nick Rhodes doll.

He’s a friend of Barbie named Blaine, but LOOK.
November 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
There are tons of almost Holbeinesque details in the paintings on his website.

The Queen and the Crown Prince are both wearing elephant accessories.
November 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
November 13, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I didn’t mean to summon you! You have a lovely cat. Here’s my darling Corwyn.
November 13, 2025 at 2:04 AM
The great thing about her character being a shapeshifter is that ANY doll could potentially be Kourt.

Right now he’s this guy. Freckles and dimples!
November 12, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Someone told me Blaine looks exactly like Nick Rhodes from Duran Duran and I can’t unsee it.
November 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The My Room version (with a box that unfolded into a room!) has much more glued-down looking hair.
November 10, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Next step in Blaine’s makeover: fixing his hair. Some saint posted one on Mercari and I now have a reference from all sides. I also have pictures from the box, ads and collectors.
November 10, 2025 at 9:01 PM
November 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Hermès originally made saddles, harnesses and other horse tack. They often have horse bit style buckles and jewelry.
November 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
How can you resist this?
November 6, 2025 at 9:08 PM
November 4, 2025 at 2:31 PM
November 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
With all respect to Dorian, I’m not sure I want to smell like this.
October 28, 2025 at 11:50 AM
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.

I’m nothing if not predictable.
October 28, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Incidentally there have been two Blaines - the 1999-2000 version (the one I have) is a DJ from New York. The 2004 version is supposedly the same character, but he’s a surfer from Australia and has a completely different face and hair style. He’s such a doofus! He smelled like suntan lotion.
October 28, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Someone on eBay has the whole set of his original accessories for $6. I’m hoping it’s still up there when I get home from my trip. Two turntables and a microphone!!!
October 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Blaine’s hed iz pastede on yey. It went fairly well - I can fix some minor problems with a Dremel tool (will I buy one for a single project?) and I have stuff to fix his hair. It’s great having the articulation and I have new stands that will be great for action poses!
October 27, 2025 at 7:26 PM
They do a surprising number of practical effects in Star Wars. Sometimes little creatures pop up with the help of air pressure, and the pod race stadium crowd were cotton swabs dabbed with paint.

All those code cylinders in people’s pockets? Pens.
October 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM
My Justice League colleague told me his supervillains keep mauling his sidekicks so I asked how many sidekicks he has and he said he just goes to the orphanage and picks new ones afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just offering sidekicks in sacrifice to supervillains…
October 27, 2025 at 2:15 PM
"Batman, why do you wear a big yellow circle on your chest?"

"The chest is the most heavily armoured portion of my armour, I don't like getting shot."

"Then why are all your Robins dressed in bright reds, greens and yellows?"

"As said, I don't like getting shot."
October 26, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I see them listed as “tire puncture spikes” and “ninja caltrops” on eBay.
October 26, 2025 at 1:51 PM
You can hardly see him in the picture but Francis and Blessed have a Kinder Gecko. Francis found it on the way home from the lab. He and Blessed had agreed they weren’t going to have any pets but when Blessed saw it he was ENTRANCED.
October 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
What's it like inside your head?
October 24, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Trying to figure out what to take on my trip to Seattle
October 22, 2025 at 11:29 PM