* Magic is done through fast and precise movements, so mages don't wear a lot of encumbering material. Tight athleisure for all!
* Magic carries a risk of discharge; cast a fireball, you might burst into flames. Chainmail bikini survives such treatment better than silk robes, + is easier to replace.

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

How spoiled these babies are, that they can be so particular about how you love them.

I must submit my sister's account for inclusion. Guaranteed actual cats, plus 1 deer and the occasional person. bsky.app/profile/craz...

After a quick search, there's San Antonio Zoo sazoo.org/crymeacockro..., Maryland Zoo will name a pile of poop after your ex www-fox5dc-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.fox5..., and Birmingham Zoo will just name a cockroach after whoever you want www.birminghamzoo.com/2026/01/08/b....

I need to find it again, but IIRC some zoo would name a bug after the person of your choice, and feed them to the animals.

I always appreciate the dainty raised single paw.

The one that's stuck with me was somebody blocking me for questioning their claim that it was anti-black to not support Kamala Harris over her support for Israel.

Unless you're going to get them "a real job", you're just bullying them to homelessness and death. I will happily agree that I should be working right now, but that is not entirely under my control.

Including astronauts. Obviously, the Aldrin family did not name their kid Buzz.
Gus Grissom went by Gus because he didn't like his first name. NASA accepted that, and suggested he use his middle name instead. Virgil Ivan Grissom explained what a bad idea that would be during the Cold War.

Ooh, look at that stressed-out baby.

Yes, in that they're currently in the news for that, but probably not *only* them. www.bbc.com/news/article...

That's not a report, that's just a couple of assertions.
But OK, we can find other people killed by Trumpist authoritarianism.

Alternatively- Put up reports on the people killed by his regime. Keith Porter, Renee Good, etc, the deaths in Alligator Alcatraz, the estimated dead from DOGE gutting USAID, maybe the Gaza death toll. We can go on.

Yeah, I gotta respect the Patriots for still trying to get points with 2:21 left in the game and trailing 16 points.