Darryl Zero
@darrylzero.bsky.social
Dad. Blackman. Partner. PhD candidate. Greñudo. All opinions mine and not my institution's. Black man with a white mom. Not biracial.
One of those theme songs that's burned into my memory. Hocus, pocus, alamagocus!
September 2, 2025 at 5:49 PM
One of those theme songs that's burned into my memory. Hocus, pocus, alamagocus!
And, because I have to subskeet @paxholley.com whenever I get a new novelization haul, today's Half Price Books bounty yielded one gem and a couple randos I didn't realize existed.
August 15, 2025 at 11:15 PM
And, because I have to subskeet @paxholley.com whenever I get a new novelization haul, today's Half Price Books bounty yielded one gem and a couple randos I didn't realize existed.
Hey @lexialex.bsky.social if I ship this to your representation with a return box, could I get an autograph?
July 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Hey @lexialex.bsky.social if I ship this to your representation with a return box, could I get an autograph?
I think @paxholley.com and @josholson.bsky.social are the only ones who will appreciate my glee at this, but my partner got me an early birthday present. Devoured it in two sittings--hardest part was holding it in a way that didn't crease the spine.
July 15, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I think @paxholley.com and @josholson.bsky.social are the only ones who will appreciate my glee at this, but my partner got me an early birthday present. Devoured it in two sittings--hardest part was holding it in a way that didn't crease the spine.
The internet exists.
June 16, 2025 at 1:53 PM
The internet exists.
Anything more than $10k means you get flagged by airport security, which means something happened for this case to get through TSA. That means whomever this case belongs to is connected either in crime or government; they're looking for and finding this case. I'm taking it right back to the airport.
May 20, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Anything more than $10k means you get flagged by airport security, which means something happened for this case to get through TSA. That means whomever this case belongs to is connected either in crime or government; they're looking for and finding this case. I'm taking it right back to the airport.
Watching @thatnickpowersguy.bsky.social push BILLIONAIRE STEVE BALLMER'S website as an antidote to "false narratives" while he insists that Kamala Harris and the Dems were pro-Palestinian reminds me of why social media sucks.
May 18, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Watching @thatnickpowersguy.bsky.social push BILLIONAIRE STEVE BALLMER'S website as an antidote to "false narratives" while he insists that Kamala Harris and the Dems were pro-Palestinian reminds me of why social media sucks.
@ljmontello.bsky.social and I met IRL, accidentally channeling Bloods/Crips:
March 29, 2025 at 6:26 PM
@ljmontello.bsky.social and I met IRL, accidentally channeling Bloods/Crips:
As the SNL50 guests start getting diagnosed with COVID, I'm seeing all these "Y DiD pEepUL tHinK C0v1d wAS oVeR?" reactions and hate life.
February 24, 2025 at 3:29 AM
As the SNL50 guests start getting diagnosed with COVID, I'm seeing all these "Y DiD pEepUL tHinK C0v1d wAS oVeR?" reactions and hate life.
Watching my fellow Greens abandon civility has been pleasant.
February 12, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Watching my fellow Greens abandon civility has been pleasant.
I look at Economics, Finance, and Business academics so cynically because of tweets like this, which comes from an Econ professor at Dartmouth--AN IVY LEAGUE SCHOOL--who says that "modern English" applies to anything written after 1900 (he originally says 1970).
January 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I look at Economics, Finance, and Business academics so cynically because of tweets like this, which comes from an Econ professor at Dartmouth--AN IVY LEAGUE SCHOOL--who says that "modern English" applies to anything written after 1900 (he originally says 1970).
I avoid Brianna Wu at all costs, but as a person who lived without a car in Portland, Oregon for years, hearing people complain about having to walk in the rain for ten minutes is pretty funny.
I take a 30 minute walk every day just to be healthy.
I take a 30 minute walk every day just to be healthy.
January 3, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I avoid Brianna Wu at all costs, but as a person who lived without a car in Portland, Oregon for years, hearing people complain about having to walk in the rain for ten minutes is pretty funny.
I take a 30 minute walk every day just to be healthy.
I take a 30 minute walk every day just to be healthy.
Found a white whale--the BLADE novelization. There's a glaring typo in the first chapter, but otherwise it's fun as hell.
December 19, 2024 at 1:03 PM
Found a white whale--the BLADE novelization. There's a glaring typo in the first chapter, but otherwise it's fun as hell.
Rejected names for Twitter after Elon bought it included
December 3, 2024 at 5:34 AM
Rejected names for Twitter after Elon bought it included
i am so doing this
November 21, 2024 at 7:32 PM
i am so doing this
If you see this, post a vampire.
The best
The best
November 19, 2024 at 5:48 AM
If you see this, post a vampire.
The best
The best
Two of the most beautiful women ever starring in a Romeroverse zombie movie?
A fool and his money are soon parted.
It's me. I'm the fool.
A fool and his money are soon parted.
It's me. I'm the fool.
December 3, 2024 at 5:34 AM
Two of the most beautiful women ever starring in a Romeroverse zombie movie?
A fool and his money are soon parted.
It's me. I'm the fool.
A fool and his money are soon parted.
It's me. I'm the fool.
My favorite part is how Jill Stein somehow managed to pull 73k voters in fucking Texas and Harris losing by over 1.5 million votes, and how pathetic Liberals will look trying to blame Stein for it.
December 3, 2024 at 5:35 AM
My favorite part is how Jill Stein somehow managed to pull 73k voters in fucking Texas and Harris losing by over 1.5 million votes, and how pathetic Liberals will look trying to blame Stein for it.
My favorite part is all the trouble to remove Dr. Stein from the ballot in Ohio and HARRIS IS STILL LOSING BY OVER 11%.
December 3, 2024 at 5:35 AM
My favorite part is all the trouble to remove Dr. Stein from the ballot in Ohio and HARRIS IS STILL LOSING BY OVER 11%.
I am screenshotting these "Liberals apparently can't math too good" tweets, because they're melting down over numbers that would STILL LOSE even if Harris were ever gonna get their vote.
December 3, 2024 at 5:35 AM
I am screenshotting these "Liberals apparently can't math too good" tweets, because they're melting down over numbers that would STILL LOSE even if Harris were ever gonna get their vote.
No lies detected here.
Nazi Germany got their playbook from US, and had a huge following here.
If Hitler had just left Britain and France alone and focused on the USSR, there would have been no Allied Powers--they hated communism more than fascism.
Nazi Germany got their playbook from US, and had a huge following here.
If Hitler had just left Britain and France alone and focused on the USSR, there would have been no Allied Powers--they hated communism more than fascism.
December 3, 2024 at 5:35 AM
No lies detected here.
Nazi Germany got their playbook from US, and had a huge following here.
If Hitler had just left Britain and France alone and focused on the USSR, there would have been no Allied Powers--they hated communism more than fascism.
Nazi Germany got their playbook from US, and had a huge following here.
If Hitler had just left Britain and France alone and focused on the USSR, there would have been no Allied Powers--they hated communism more than fascism.
Hey @ljmontello you showed up in my TikTok feed just now
December 3, 2024 at 5:35 AM
Hey @ljmontello you showed up in my TikTok feed just now
I hope people remember this tweet.
December 3, 2024 at 5:35 AM
I hope people remember this tweet.