U.S. Military Carries Out Strike On Scuffy The Tugboat — theonion.com/u-s-military...
U.S. Military Carries Out Strike On Scuffy The Tugboat
ARLINGTON, VA—Saying the Pentagon had acted swiftly on an insider tip about the vessel having a “big adventure” planned, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth confirmed Tuesday that the U.S. military had car...
theonion.com
October 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
U.S. Military Carries Out Strike On Scuffy The Tugboat — theonion.com/u-s-military...
Birds of a feather
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Robert Morris, founder of Gateway Church in Texas — one of the largest megachurches — admitted to sexually abusing a 12-year-old girl in the 1980s and will s...
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October 6, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Birds of a feather
Everything Falling Apart, Reports Institute For Somehow Managing To Hold It All Together — theonion.com/everything-f...
Everything Falling Apart, Reports Institute For Somehow Managing To Hold It All Together
WASHINGTON—Officials from the Institute for Somehow Managing to Hold It All Together warned that, despite their best efforts, everything appears to be falling completely apart and "getting way out of ...
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October 4, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Everything Falling Apart, Reports Institute For Somehow Managing To Hold It All Together — theonion.com/everything-f...
A $200+ million ballroom
$50+ million military birthday parade
$1+ billion refurbish of a private jet
And the Republicans are blaming the shutdown on Dems calling for an extension of healthcare for thousands of Americans.
What the actual fuck?
#GetTheRedOut
#GOP
#Republicans
#Idiocracy
$50+ million military birthday parade
$1+ billion refurbish of a private jet
And the Republicans are blaming the shutdown on Dems calling for an extension of healthcare for thousands of Americans.
What the actual fuck?
#GetTheRedOut
#GOP
#Republicans
#Idiocracy
October 3, 2025 at 8:31 PM
A $200+ million ballroom
$50+ million military birthday parade
$1+ billion refurbish of a private jet
And the Republicans are blaming the shutdown on Dems calling for an extension of healthcare for thousands of Americans.
What the actual fuck?
#GetTheRedOut
#GOP
#Republicans
#Idiocracy
$50+ million military birthday parade
$1+ billion refurbish of a private jet
And the Republicans are blaming the shutdown on Dems calling for an extension of healthcare for thousands of Americans.
What the actual fuck?
#GetTheRedOut
#GOP
#Republicans
#Idiocracy
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Bluesky runs on open protocols with open source code. Today we’re taking an additional step and making a patent non-aggression pledge to ensure that everyone can build confidently on our work.
Learn more and read the pledge in our blog post: bsky.social/about/blog/1...
Learn more and read the pledge in our blog post: bsky.social/about/blog/1...
Bluesky's Patent Non-Aggression Pledge - Bluesky
Bluesky develops open protocols. We're taking a short and simple patent non-aggression pledge to ensure that everybody feels confident building on them.
bsky.social
October 1, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Bluesky runs on open protocols with open source code. Today we’re taking an additional step and making a patent non-aggression pledge to ensure that everyone can build confidently on our work.
Learn more and read the pledge in our blog post: bsky.social/about/blog/1...
Learn more and read the pledge in our blog post: bsky.social/about/blog/1...
This should wake you up
More guns than people…
Is it freedom or a national death cult that keeps growing?
Is it freedom or a national death cult that keeps growing?
October 1, 2025 at 12:05 AM
This should wake you up
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Jasmine Crockett for Attorney General in 2028.
September 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Jasmine Crockett for Attorney General in 2028.
I'm against fascism. Am I a terrorist?
September 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I'm against fascism. Am I a terrorist?
Relaxing Tea Better Fucking Work — theonion.com/relaxing-tea...
Relaxing Tea Better Fucking Work
SMYRNA, DE—Saying he needed to be transported to a tranquil, untroubled state of calmness pronto, local man Pete McCartin, 29, told reporters Thursday that a fresh-brewed mug of purportedly relaxation...
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September 22, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Relaxing Tea Better Fucking Work — theonion.com/relaxing-tea...
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Out of all the dumb shit Ron Desantis has said over there years I think blaming Biden for poor 2020 census data is up there. I mean, 2020, I mean, Biden wasn't president yet, so . . .
Yeah, just fuck you Desantis. You have made Floridians dumber. #GetTheRedOut
Yeah, just fuck you Desantis. You have made Floridians dumber. #GetTheRedOut
August 21, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Out of all the dumb shit Ron Desantis has said over there years I think blaming Biden for poor 2020 census data is up there. I mean, 2020, I mean, Biden wasn't president yet, so . . .
Yeah, just fuck you Desantis. You have made Floridians dumber. #GetTheRedOut
Yeah, just fuck you Desantis. You have made Floridians dumber. #GetTheRedOut
Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had — theonion.com/man-who-thou...
Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had
INDIANAPOLIS–Despite assuming that he had lost every last possible ounce of hope long ago, area office-supply coordinator Bob Dempsey, 31, was surprised to discover Monday that he did, in fact, posses...
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August 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had — theonion.com/man-who-thou...
July 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I want a job with lots of power, six-digit a year salary, health care for life, and in which I do not have to do anything. Guaranteed for 6+ years
I want to be a US SENATOR FROM FLORIDA!
#SenRickScott
I want to be a US SENATOR FROM FLORIDA!
#SenRickScott
July 2, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I want a job with lots of power, six-digit a year salary, health care for life, and in which I do not have to do anything. Guaranteed for 6+ years
I want to be a US SENATOR FROM FLORIDA!
#SenRickScott
I want to be a US SENATOR FROM FLORIDA!
#SenRickScott
How is Donald Trump not an anti-Christ?
June 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
How is Donald Trump not an anti-Christ?
I'm attending No Kings's event, “NO KINGS Tallahassee” - sign up now to join me! www.mobilize.us/nokings/even...
NO KINGS Tallahassee · No Kings
**In America, we don’t put up with would-be kings.**
NO KINGS is a national day of action and mass mobilization in response to increasing authoritarian excesses and corruption from Trump and his allie...
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June 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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So Florida lawmakers answer to gun violence is to lower the age for firearms purchases and to remove taxes on ammo? What reality am I living in?
After FSU shooting, outrage erupts over Florida Legislature's inaction on gun regulations
The Florida House has approved a bill to lower the age of gun purchases, and the Senate has advanced a proposal to create what appears to be the longest sales tax holiday in history for firearms and a...
www.tallahassee.com
April 22, 2025 at 8:25 PM
So Florida lawmakers answer to gun violence is to lower the age for firearms purchases and to remove taxes on ammo? What reality am I living in?
Nation’s Mumblers March On Washington Demanding Something Or Other — theonion.com/nations-mumb...
December 5, 2024 at 1:55 PM
Nation’s Mumblers March On Washington Demanding Something Or Other — theonion.com/nations-mumb...