Mostly Harry Brook bats as calmly as a librarian. But occasionally he's as skittish as a goat fighting off a xenomorph with a sittar, and just as elegant.

"WWJD"

What Would Jos Do?

I was a mature student when I went to Uni and I read Biblical Studies. Every time there was a question about something that happened in the Old Testament the "kids" would say, "let's ask Darren, he's old enough to have been there!"

I was 38 when I went to Uni.

Hey here's an idea, let's loan the manager instead before he sells off all our good young players.

Yeah, when they signed Graham Potter.

Actual 'must watch' TV.

This article is spot on. It's dire. It's cricket given a FIFA, FC26 makeover where the gaudy graphics and soundtrack shenanigans are consciously placed to mask how poor the underlying fare is, and the next innovation will be loot boxes in the outfield with power-ups for players.

I want to know what Sam was up to. I want to see him agonising for 17 years about how to ask Rosie out.

That's closer to what I got. We also had an interesting discussion about the three Ts in ratatouille.

The only Audible AI voices I will contemplate listening to