Antoine Poinsot
@darosior.bsky.social
I scored 12/28 on jsdate.wtf and all I got was this lousy text to share on social media.
new Date("wtf")
How well do you know JavaScript's Date class?
jsdate.wtf
July 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I scored 12/28 on jsdate.wtf and all I got was this lousy text to share on social media.
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I took this photo a bit over a year ago, thinking to myself how laughable this marketing was.
It was entirely predictable that these photos would be misused eventually.
It was entirely predictable that these photos would be misused eventually.
June 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I took this photo a bit over a year ago, thinking to myself how laughable this marketing was.
It was entirely predictable that these photos would be misused eventually.
It was entirely predictable that these photos would be misused eventually.
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See you next week!
What do you want to discuss ?!
What do you want to discuss ?!
Our next Socratic Seminar event will be Thursday, June 26!
Featuring a presentation by Sergi Delgado about Erlay and network simulations.
🍕 Sponsored by Lava ❤️
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Featuring a presentation by Sergi Delgado about Erlay and network simulations.
🍕 Sponsored by Lava ❤️
meetup.com/bitdevsnyc/e...
Bitcoin Developers’ Socratic Seminar 148, Thu, Jun 26, 2025, 6:00 PM | Meetup
**This month's event will include a presentation by [Sergi Delgado](https://github.com/sr-gi/) about his work on [Erlay](https://bitcoinops.org/en/topics/erlay/) and his re
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June 20, 2025 at 3:15 PM
See you next week!
What do you want to discuss ?!
What do you want to discuss ?!
Thomas from Pubkey bar named his bathrooms aftetr the two drivechain BIPs 😂
June 6, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Thomas from Pubkey bar named his bathrooms aftetr the two drivechain BIPs 😂
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Here's a writeup I did on how Ark, a scaling solution for Bitcoin, works. Includes comparisons to Lightning and rollups and different design variants:
nehanarula.org/2025/05/20/a...
nehanarula.org/2025/05/20/a...
Neha's Writings
Neha Narula
nehanarula.org
May 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Here's a writeup I did on how Ark, a scaling solution for Bitcoin, works. Includes comparisons to Lightning and rollups and different design variants:
nehanarula.org/2025/05/20/a...
nehanarula.org/2025/05/20/a...
Lots of drama re OP_RETURN on the other app. I don't see it discussed here.
If anyone here has questions or comments, happy to take them.
If anyone here has questions or comments, happy to take them.
May 7, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Lots of drama re OP_RETURN on the other app. I don't see it discussed here.
If anyone here has questions or comments, happy to take them.
If anyone here has questions or comments, happy to take them.
Disclosure of CVE-2025-43707: out-of-bounds read in the Rust-Miniscript satisfier.
antoinep.com/posts/cve-20...
antoinep.com/posts/cve-20...
CVE-2025-43707: out-of-bounds read in the Rust-Miniscript satisfier
Public disclosure of a crash bug in the Rust-Miniscript library
antoinep.com
April 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Disclosure of CVE-2025-43707: out-of-bounds read in the Rust-Miniscript satisfier.
antoinep.com/posts/cve-20...
antoinep.com/posts/cve-20...
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This is why it's Patch Tuesday and not Patch Friday.
April 11, 2025 at 11:35 PM
This is why it's Patch Tuesday and not Patch Friday.
Tadge Dryja dropping bangers at MIT Bitcoin expo
April 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Tadge Dryja dropping bangers at MIT Bitcoin expo
I understand where they'd be coming from due to how Bitcoin has been associated with this administration but the Google employee(s) rug pulling the dev list held together by a couple of volunteers for a mostly disorganized open source community is such a prejudiced, petty and unethical move.
April 3, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I understand where they'd be coming from due to how Bitcoin has been associated with this administration but the Google employee(s) rug pulling the dev list held together by a couple of volunteers for a mostly disorganized open source community is such a prejudiced, petty and unethical move.
Announcing the publication of the Consensus Cleanup BIP draft: github.com/bitcoin/bips....
Consensus Cleanup BIP draft by darosior · Pull Request #1800 · bitcoin/bips
This is a BIP draft for a Consensus Cleanup soft fork.
This proposal builds upon Matt Corallo's 2019 proposal, which i set to revive at the end of 2023. I eventually shared my research in a Del...
github.com
March 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Announcing the publication of the Consensus Cleanup BIP draft: github.com/bitcoin/bips....
One simple thing you could do to test the latest Bitcoin Core release candidate is to try the `-natpmp` option at home.
This will attempt to open a port on your router. Check the first log lines to see if it was successful.
Please report the results here: github.com/bitcoin/bitc...
This will attempt to open a port on your router. Check the first log lines to see if it was successful.
Please report the results here: github.com/bitcoin/bitc...
Enable PCP by default? · Issue #31663 · bitcoin/bitcoin
Centralize discussion around turning the natpmp setting to on by default. UPnP used to be turned on by default. It was turned off by default following numerous vulnerabilities found in miniupnpc. W...
github.com
March 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
One simple thing you could do to test the latest Bitcoin Core release candidate is to try the `-natpmp` option at home.
This will attempt to open a port on your router. Check the first log lines to see if it was successful.
Please report the results here: github.com/bitcoin/bitc...
This will attempt to open a port on your router. Check the first log lines to see if it was successful.
Please report the results here: github.com/bitcoin/bitc...
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NYC BitDevs' next Socratic Seminar meetup is scheduled for Thursday, March 27! Note the new start time -- we'll open the doors at 6pm for socializing and start the discussion around 7pm.
Major thanks to our sponsor lava.xyz 🌋🍕
meetup.com/bitdevsnyc/e...
Major thanks to our sponsor lava.xyz 🌋🍕
meetup.com/bitdevsnyc/e...
Bitcoin Developers’ Socratic Seminar 145, Tue, Mar 4, 2025, 6:00 PM | Meetup
BitDevs will be held at CHAINCODE LABS!
Please note the new start time! We will open doors at 6pm for socializing, and plan on starting the discussion around 7pm.
**RSVPs
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March 3, 2025 at 5:28 PM
NYC BitDevs' next Socratic Seminar meetup is scheduled for Thursday, March 27! Note the new start time -- we'll open the doors at 6pm for socializing and start the discussion around 7pm.
Major thanks to our sponsor lava.xyz 🌋🍕
meetup.com/bitdevsnyc/e...
Major thanks to our sponsor lava.xyz 🌋🍕
meetup.com/bitdevsnyc/e...
Twitter is down, how can Bitcoin's consensus be decided now??
March 10, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Twitter is down, how can Bitcoin's consensus be decided now??
- do you have cheese?
- cheesecake?
🇫🇷🤝🇺🇸
- cheesecake?
🇫🇷🤝🇺🇸
March 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
- do you have cheese?
- cheesecake?
🇫🇷🤝🇺🇸
- cheesecake?
🇫🇷🤝🇺🇸
Another day of reasoned, unemotional, technically sound debates on Twitter.
March 7, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Another day of reasoned, unemotional, technically sound debates on Twitter.
March 7, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Interesting comparison of Nostr and ATProto along with useful historical background.
The common thread as the author explores how each component is that each make different tradeoffs where ATProto favors UX where Nostr chooses "max-decentralization".
The final paragraph gives a few examples of
The common thread as the author explores how each component is that each make different tradeoffs where ATProto favors UX where Nostr chooses "max-decentralization".
The final paragraph gives a few examples of
March 2, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Interesting comparison of Nostr and ATProto along with useful historical background.
The common thread as the author explores how each component is that each make different tradeoffs where ATProto favors UX where Nostr chooses "max-decentralization".
The final paragraph gives a few examples of
The common thread as the author explores how each component is that each make different tradeoffs where ATProto favors UX where Nostr chooses "max-decentralization".
The final paragraph gives a few examples of
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New tool in Decoding Bitcoin!
REORG CALCULATOR ⚒️
Computes the probability that an attacker could reorganize z blocks with a given % of the total network hashrate
Here’s the probability of an attacker reorganizing 6 blocks with 30% of the total hashrate
bitcoindevs.xyz/decoding/reo...
REORG CALCULATOR ⚒️
Computes the probability that an attacker could reorganize z blocks with a given % of the total network hashrate
Here’s the probability of an attacker reorganizing 6 blocks with 30% of the total hashrate
bitcoindevs.xyz/decoding/reo...
February 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
New tool in Decoding Bitcoin!
REORG CALCULATOR ⚒️
Computes the probability that an attacker could reorganize z blocks with a given % of the total network hashrate
Here’s the probability of an attacker reorganizing 6 blocks with 30% of the total hashrate
bitcoindevs.xyz/decoding/reo...
REORG CALCULATOR ⚒️
Computes the probability that an attacker could reorganize z blocks with a given % of the total network hashrate
Here’s the probability of an attacker reorganizing 6 blocks with 30% of the total hashrate
bitcoindevs.xyz/decoding/reo...
Witnessing @murch.one addressing every single piece of feedback on BIP3
February 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Witnessing @murch.one addressing every single piece of feedback on BIP3
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A short story in one screenshot: I get tagged in a thread where someone has linked to David Golumbia's bitcoin book. As one does, I link to a review by a credentialed monetary economist who has helpfully documented its errors.
"Bye troll"
"Bye troll"
December 26, 2024 at 1:41 AM
A short story in one screenshot: I get tagged in a thread where someone has linked to David Golumbia's bitcoin book. As one does, I link to a review by a credentialed monetary economist who has helpfully documented its errors.
"Bye troll"
"Bye troll"
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Craig Wright was found in contempt of the prior ruling that forbade him from claiming to be Satoshi Nakamoto.
December 19, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Craig Wright was found in contempt of the prior ruling that forbade him from claiming to be Satoshi Nakamoto.