Daniel Paul
@darnpaul.bsky.social
BREAKING: Cancer survivor DJ Daniel has been fired from his honorary Secret Service position, via email, by Elon Musk for being a probationary DEI hire.
March 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
BREAKING: Cancer survivor DJ Daniel has been fired from his honorary Secret Service position, via email, by Elon Musk for being a probationary DEI hire.
Good on tonight's episode of Celebrity Jeopardy for including a question involving the Gulf of MEXICO! Some of us are still living in reality
March 6, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Good on tonight's episode of Celebrity Jeopardy for including a question involving the Gulf of MEXICO! Some of us are still living in reality
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Thanks for everything George Lowe.
March 4, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Thanks for everything George Lowe.
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just learning that the iconic canadian prog rock band "Rush" has introduced a devastating 5/8 tariff on all tempo exports to the United States
March 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
just learning that the iconic canadian prog rock band "Rush" has introduced a devastating 5/8 tariff on all tempo exports to the United States
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Historians sarcastically call German citizens who claimed during and after World War II not to have supported the Nazi regime, but remained silent and did not resist it in a meaningful way while it was in power, "Good Germans."
Will history sarcastically remember you as a "Good American"?
Will history sarcastically remember you as a "Good American"?
March 3, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Historians sarcastically call German citizens who claimed during and after World War II not to have supported the Nazi regime, but remained silent and did not resist it in a meaningful way while it was in power, "Good Germans."
Will history sarcastically remember you as a "Good American"?
Will history sarcastically remember you as a "Good American"?
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Trump Signs Executive Order Making Official Language Of U.S. Remedial English
Trump Signs Executive Order Making Official Language Of U.S. Remedial English
WASHINGTON—In a move designed to promote unity and establish efficiency at the federal level, President Donald Trump signed an executive order Friday making the nation’s official language remedial Eng...
theonion.com
February 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Trump Signs Executive Order Making Official Language Of U.S. Remedial English
60 hour work week? Get fucked!
March 1, 2025 at 3:38 AM
60 hour work week? Get fucked!
Jfc
March 1, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Jfc
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It must be weird to find suddenly yourself allied with dictators, war madmen, rapists, and human traffickers. 😬
Good luck with that, sincerely, if it's the case. Better days will come ✊
Good luck with that, sincerely, if it's the case. Better days will come ✊
February 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
It must be weird to find suddenly yourself allied with dictators, war madmen, rapists, and human traffickers. 😬
Good luck with that, sincerely, if it's the case. Better days will come ✊
Good luck with that, sincerely, if it's the case. Better days will come ✊
So the people who've been calling everyone who's even slightly left of them socialist commies are now pro Russia? Interesting 🤔 and also stupid
March 1, 2025 at 3:21 AM
So the people who've been calling everyone who's even slightly left of them socialist commies are now pro Russia? Interesting 🤔 and also stupid
We've got the American Jesus
February 21, 2025 at 7:52 AM
We've got the American Jesus
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February 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Reminder: Zelenskyy refused to leave Kyiv as bombs fell. Donold hid in a bunker from protesters with cardboard signs.
February 21, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Reminder: Zelenskyy refused to leave Kyiv as bombs fell. Donold hid in a bunker from protesters with cardboard signs.
Idiocracy won't play out well as a series. It was a great film and only works because it gets a happy ending. Spoiler Alert: Season 2 of Idiocracy isn't a comedy. Buckle TF up
February 18, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Idiocracy won't play out well as a series. It was a great film and only works because it gets a happy ending. Spoiler Alert: Season 2 of Idiocracy isn't a comedy. Buckle TF up
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I am not making this up: Republicans have introduced legislation… to increase your bank fees.
February 18, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I am not making this up: Republicans have introduced legislation… to increase your bank fees.
"Ain't no law when you're drinking the CLAW." ~VP Donald Trump
February 16, 2025 at 6:44 PM
"Ain't no law when you're drinking the CLAW." ~VP Donald Trump
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You do get that this is a Hitler quote, right?
You do get that this is a madman, right?
You do get that this won’t stand, right?
You do get that no one is coming to save us, right?
You do get that this is a madman, right?
You do get that this won’t stand, right?
You do get that no one is coming to save us, right?
February 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
You do get that this is a Hitler quote, right?
You do get that this is a madman, right?
You do get that this won’t stand, right?
You do get that no one is coming to save us, right?
You do get that this is a madman, right?
You do get that this won’t stand, right?
You do get that no one is coming to save us, right?
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