Darlingkels
@darlingkels.bsky.social
I have thoughts, maybe I’ll share them
The worst part of going into the office is people looking at you funny when you start dancing at your desk
May 5, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The worst part of going into the office is people looking at you funny when you start dancing at your desk
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Last night was the 250th anniversary of Paul Revere's midnight ride to warn the Minutemen of approaching British troops.
I want to take a moment to share an excerpt from the Declaration of Independence's grievances against King George III.
Remind you of anyone?
I want to take a moment to share an excerpt from the Declaration of Independence's grievances against King George III.
Remind you of anyone?
April 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Last night was the 250th anniversary of Paul Revere's midnight ride to warn the Minutemen of approaching British troops.
I want to take a moment to share an excerpt from the Declaration of Independence's grievances against King George III.
Remind you of anyone?
I want to take a moment to share an excerpt from the Declaration of Independence's grievances against King George III.
Remind you of anyone?
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Let’s be clear. When the President defies the Supreme Court, it is the role of Congress to remove him from office. Full stop.
April 15, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Let’s be clear. When the President defies the Supreme Court, it is the role of Congress to remove him from office. Full stop.
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*** looking @ people who "sat this one out" ***
You had one job.
You had one job.
February 3, 2025 at 11:43 PM
*** looking @ people who "sat this one out" ***
You had one job.
You had one job.
Do you ever remember things that you know haven’t happened?
January 27, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Do you ever remember things that you know haven’t happened?
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One thing is for sure. With no TikTok ima get hella reading done #tiktokrefugee #booktok
January 19, 2025 at 3:51 AM
One thing is for sure. With no TikTok ima get hella reading done #tiktokrefugee #booktok
Of the accepted unacceptable behaviors in modern society, playing music in confined public spaces is among the worst
January 16, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Of the accepted unacceptable behaviors in modern society, playing music in confined public spaces is among the worst
The giant airport windows are great until the sun starts to rise and I’m wearing sunglasses inside like an asshole
January 16, 2025 at 1:19 PM
The giant airport windows are great until the sun starts to rise and I’m wearing sunglasses inside like an asshole
People who bring smelly foods on planes should be put on a no fly list
January 14, 2025 at 1:37 PM
People who bring smelly foods on planes should be put on a no fly list
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Ah, to be a cat, unbothered by the world and not needing to forecast sales
January 10, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Ah, to be a cat, unbothered by the world and not needing to forecast sales
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When some asshole has the 🍒s to say, "Your body, my choice," to me.
My response:
My response:
January 1, 2025 at 10:24 PM
When some asshole has the 🍒s to say, "Your body, my choice," to me.
My response:
My response:
No matter how old i get, i will always wake up Christmas morning expecting Santa to have stopped by with a mountain of presents
December 23, 2024 at 12:31 PM
No matter how old i get, i will always wake up Christmas morning expecting Santa to have stopped by with a mountain of presents
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Please tell me who first posted this so I can properly credit, bc it made me laugh hard this morning
December 13, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Please tell me who first posted this so I can properly credit, bc it made me laugh hard this morning
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Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.
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November 27, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.
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How do I know mercury is about to go retrograde? I want bangs
November 21, 2024 at 5:32 PM
How do I know mercury is about to go retrograde? I want bangs