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darkstarcrashes.bsky.social
Alt Chloe (she/her)
@darkstarcrashes.bsky.social
ren faire actress in the summer.
scare actor in the fall.
crazy cat lady year round.

❤️ 4/19/17
📍New Hampshire, USA
No context ER.
August 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Look at this photograph.
August 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
No context texts I've sent to the group chat today:
June 3, 2025 at 11:16 PM
No context texts I've sent the group chats today.
May 10, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I was sensing a theme at the MFA yesterday.
May 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Touching grass isn't enough.
But seeing a real Monet at the museum is.
May 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
When someone wants to commission you for art and you have no concept of what to charge.
April 29, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Never miss a hometown show. ✌🏻
March 17, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Want to support USPS?
Here's your friendly reminder that they actually have a pretty sweet merch store:

store.usps.com/store/gifts
March 1, 2025 at 12:19 AM
This towel is Club Penguin coded.
February 17, 2025 at 4:41 PM
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
February 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Salem, MA (1/25/25)
January 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Salem, MA (1/25/25)
January 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Salem, MA (1/25/25)
January 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM
"WhO dO yOu tHiNk yOu aRE?"

Me:
January 25, 2025 at 12:49 PM
That's a wrap 👏🏻
December 4, 2024 at 2:05 PM
No remorse.
November 17, 2024 at 1:13 AM
When the white foundation you bought is actually white.
September 21, 2023 at 7:21 PM
September 21, 2023 at 11:43 AM
N'SYNC this.
Backstreet Boys that.

WHAT ABOUT THE BAHA MEN?
September 20, 2023 at 8:23 PM
September 20, 2023 at 1:31 PM
This is real.
And also, can someone give me $2600?
September 19, 2023 at 8:05 PM
Don't be this person when walking through a haunted attraction this season.
September 18, 2023 at 7:54 PM
September 18, 2023 at 7:46 PM
Tom got me sunflowers today, and my @hankgreen.bsky.social came in the mail. 💛🥹
September 9, 2023 at 11:58 PM