Alt Chloe (she/her)
@darkstarcrashes.bsky.social
ren faire actress in the summer.
scare actor in the fall.
crazy cat lady year round.
❤️ 4/19/17
📍New Hampshire, USA
scare actor in the fall.
crazy cat lady year round.
❤️ 4/19/17
📍New Hampshire, USA
No context ER.
August 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM
No context ER.
Look at this photograph.
August 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Look at this photograph.
No context texts I've sent to the group chat today:
June 3, 2025 at 11:16 PM
No context texts I've sent to the group chat today:
No context texts I've sent the group chats today.
May 10, 2025 at 11:29 PM
No context texts I've sent the group chats today.
I was sensing a theme at the MFA yesterday.
May 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I was sensing a theme at the MFA yesterday.
Touching grass isn't enough.
But seeing a real Monet at the museum is.
But seeing a real Monet at the museum is.
May 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Touching grass isn't enough.
But seeing a real Monet at the museum is.
But seeing a real Monet at the museum is.
When someone wants to commission you for art and you have no concept of what to charge.
April 29, 2025 at 10:27 PM
When someone wants to commission you for art and you have no concept of what to charge.
Never miss a hometown show. ✌🏻
March 17, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Never miss a hometown show. ✌🏻
Want to support USPS?
Here's your friendly reminder that they actually have a pretty sweet merch store:
store.usps.com/store/gifts
Here's your friendly reminder that they actually have a pretty sweet merch store:
store.usps.com/store/gifts
March 1, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Want to support USPS?
Here's your friendly reminder that they actually have a pretty sweet merch store:
store.usps.com/store/gifts
Here's your friendly reminder that they actually have a pretty sweet merch store:
store.usps.com/store/gifts
This towel is Club Penguin coded.
February 17, 2025 at 4:41 PM
This towel is Club Penguin coded.
Salem, MA (1/25/25)
January 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Salem, MA (1/25/25)
Salem, MA (1/25/25)
January 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Salem, MA (1/25/25)
Salem, MA (1/25/25)
January 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Salem, MA (1/25/25)
"WhO dO yOu tHiNk yOu aRE?"
Me:
Me:
January 25, 2025 at 12:49 PM
"WhO dO yOu tHiNk yOu aRE?"
Me:
Me:
That's a wrap 👏🏻
December 4, 2024 at 2:05 PM
That's a wrap 👏🏻
No remorse.
November 17, 2024 at 1:13 AM
No remorse.
When the white foundation you bought is actually white.
September 21, 2023 at 7:21 PM
When the white foundation you bought is actually white.
N'SYNC this.
Backstreet Boys that.
WHAT ABOUT THE BAHA MEN?
Backstreet Boys that.
WHAT ABOUT THE BAHA MEN?
September 20, 2023 at 8:23 PM
N'SYNC this.
Backstreet Boys that.
WHAT ABOUT THE BAHA MEN?
Backstreet Boys that.
WHAT ABOUT THE BAHA MEN?
This is real.
And also, can someone give me $2600?
And also, can someone give me $2600?
September 19, 2023 at 8:05 PM
This is real.
And also, can someone give me $2600?
And also, can someone give me $2600?
Don't be this person when walking through a haunted attraction this season.
September 18, 2023 at 7:54 PM
Don't be this person when walking through a haunted attraction this season.
Tom got me sunflowers today, and my @hankgreen.bsky.social came in the mail. 💛🥹
September 9, 2023 at 11:58 PM
Tom got me sunflowers today, and my @hankgreen.bsky.social came in the mail. 💛🥹