Alt Chloe (she/her)
@darkstarcrashes.bsky.social
ren faire actress in the summer.
scare actor in the fall.
crazy cat lady year round.
❤️ 4/19/17
📍New Hampshire, USA
scare actor in the fall.
crazy cat lady year round.
❤️ 4/19/17
📍New Hampshire, USA
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Man, when I finally have core stability and strength, it's all over for you bitches.
September 5, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Man, when I finally have core stability and strength, it's all over for you bitches.
Coming out as a Dave Matthews Band fan was harder than coming out as bisexual.
August 31, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Coming out as a Dave Matthews Band fan was harder than coming out as bisexual.
I love a tight 90 minute movie and I really enjoyed KPop Demon Hunters.
But there was a lot of world building that I wish they would've explored more??
But there was a lot of world building that I wish they would've explored more??
August 31, 2025 at 10:48 AM
I love a tight 90 minute movie and I really enjoyed KPop Demon Hunters.
But there was a lot of world building that I wish they would've explored more??
But there was a lot of world building that I wish they would've explored more??
I'm sorry to the girl who was shooting her shot with some Broadway producers at Sardis and I started singing along. 💀😭🥲
August 31, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I'm sorry to the girl who was shooting her shot with some Broadway producers at Sardis and I started singing along. 💀😭🥲
People want to pay me for my art and it's weird.
August 30, 2025 at 11:50 PM
People want to pay me for my art and it's weird.
Why do women's running sneakers only come in "kill yourself gray" and "rainbow tie dye aneurysm?"
August 27, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Why do women's running sneakers only come in "kill yourself gray" and "rainbow tie dye aneurysm?"
Thinking about the time when my dad's reaction to my deep depression as a teenager was to hide his copy of the Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath.
August 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Thinking about the time when my dad's reaction to my deep depression as a teenager was to hide his copy of the Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath.
No context ER.
August 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM
No context ER.
"Fire on the Mountain" would be a very bad song for there to be a real fire during.
August 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
"Fire on the Mountain" would be a very bad song for there to be a real fire during.
Truly the best thing I've ever said, coming off anesthesia, was, "My advice for hiring a new cardiologist? Don't hire someone whose name is a euphemism for penis."
August 20, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Truly the best thing I've ever said, coming off anesthesia, was, "My advice for hiring a new cardiologist? Don't hire someone whose name is a euphemism for penis."
"It's important to note that with physical therapy, it might get worse before it gets better...
Also, this condition is degenerative. So it only gets worse over time."
Also, this condition is degenerative. So it only gets worse over time."
August 19, 2025 at 12:42 AM
"It's important to note that with physical therapy, it might get worse before it gets better...
Also, this condition is degenerative. So it only gets worse over time."
Also, this condition is degenerative. So it only gets worse over time."
Look at this photograph.
August 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Look at this photograph.
I need a candidate to run, who is really passionate about lowering the price of beef jerky.
July 11, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I need a candidate to run, who is really passionate about lowering the price of beef jerky.
Me: Maybe I don't have EDS??
Me, looking through photos from yesterday's BBQ: Oh... No, normal people don't sit like that.
Me, looking through photos from yesterday's BBQ: Oh... No, normal people don't sit like that.
July 5, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Me: Maybe I don't have EDS??
Me, looking through photos from yesterday's BBQ: Oh... No, normal people don't sit like that.
Me, looking through photos from yesterday's BBQ: Oh... No, normal people don't sit like that.
One day you're young, the next you have an unexplained hatred for the grackles at your bird feeder.
June 29, 2025 at 10:57 AM
One day you're young, the next you have an unexplained hatred for the grackles at your bird feeder.
My cardiologist putting me on Viagra is the funniest thing to ever happen to me.
*It'll potentially help lower the blood pressure in my heart and lungs.
*It'll potentially help lower the blood pressure in my heart and lungs.
June 19, 2025 at 10:21 AM
My cardiologist putting me on Viagra is the funniest thing to ever happen to me.
*It'll potentially help lower the blood pressure in my heart and lungs.
*It'll potentially help lower the blood pressure in my heart and lungs.
No context texts I've sent to the group chat today:
June 3, 2025 at 11:16 PM
No context texts I've sent to the group chat today:
I've been acting like I'm strong but the truth is I've been losing ground to a hospital too crowded.
May 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I've been acting like I'm strong but the truth is I've been losing ground to a hospital too crowded.
No context texts I've sent the group chats today.
May 10, 2025 at 11:29 PM
No context texts I've sent the group chats today.
I was sensing a theme at the MFA yesterday.
May 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I was sensing a theme at the MFA yesterday.
Touching grass isn't enough.
But seeing a real Monet at the museum is.
But seeing a real Monet at the museum is.
May 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Touching grass isn't enough.
But seeing a real Monet at the museum is.
But seeing a real Monet at the museum is.
My hot take:
If you're a vendor at a faire and you're mad at trinket traders because they're trading what you're selling; consider not selling drop ship temu items. 🤷🏻
If you're a vendor at a faire and you're mad at trinket traders because they're trading what you're selling; consider not selling drop ship temu items. 🤷🏻
May 6, 2025 at 11:15 PM
My hot take:
If you're a vendor at a faire and you're mad at trinket traders because they're trading what you're selling; consider not selling drop ship temu items. 🤷🏻
If you're a vendor at a faire and you're mad at trinket traders because they're trading what you're selling; consider not selling drop ship temu items. 🤷🏻
I'm sure the previous owners thought an oak tree would look pretty out front. (And it does).
But I genuinely don't think my sinuses can take this.
But I genuinely don't think my sinuses can take this.
May 4, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I'm sure the previous owners thought an oak tree would look pretty out front. (And it does).
But I genuinely don't think my sinuses can take this.
But I genuinely don't think my sinuses can take this.
There's a non-zero chance that the writers of ER read about me while doing research for a baby with HLHS.
And that's kinda neat.
And that's kinda neat.
April 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
There's a non-zero chance that the writers of ER read about me while doing research for a baby with HLHS.
And that's kinda neat.
And that's kinda neat.
When someone wants to commission you for art and you have no concept of what to charge.
April 29, 2025 at 10:27 PM
When someone wants to commission you for art and you have no concept of what to charge.