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my name is john i invented "video games"
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Huh
an embedded link i apparently added to my last tweet, for a website called scenario dot I.S.
January 1, 2026 at 9:58 PM
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oh yo i can put videos on here okay sure. heres my fave ive made this year
December 23, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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alrighty eight baby good luck with that. in the future
My version of Agent 8-- a purple-eyed feminine Octoling with the "pony" hairstyle (and, currently, purple ink)-- standing in Inkopolis Square's Ammo Knights, holding a Custom Hydra Splatling. She is wearing the Special Forces Beret, the Brown FA-11 Bomber jacket, and a pair of Punk Cherries. You can see her balance is currently 5,918 G, and the few weapon options that are visible are greyed-out, because she cannot afford them.
December 23, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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most normal octo canyon fan
an edited screenshot of the nintendo switch online app's splatnet 2 service. (the big red bar at the top of splatnet 2 has been removed.) it's on the "my stats" page, showing "agent 4 stats." the regular agent 4 art-- a feminine inkling with the "haircut" hairstyle, dressed in the hero headphones, hero hoodie and hero snowboots-- has been edited slightly. i gave him darker skin, eyemask lashes, a slit through his right (from the viewer's perspective) eyebrow, and homophobia in his eyes. his left eye (again, from the viewer's perspective) is purple, and his right is orange. the stats displayed underneath her say "1,000% fresh!" & "stages clear: 1,000%." below that is a pink button that reads "view best times." below THAT is text that says "view by weapon," and shows each hero weapon with a star in the top right corner, signifying that octo canyon has been 100% cleared with that weapon. they're split into two rows; in order, from left to right, is the hero shot, hero roller, hero charger, hero dualies and the hero brella. the second row has the hero splatling, hero blaster, hero slosher and the herobrush. you can also see my phone's stats at the top. i have two out of four bars of service, but a full wi-fi connection; the time is 1:32pm, and my battery is at 19%.
December 18, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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ohhhh okay hes a bit of a hack. "the quality of stories in video games is on average way lower than in literature" yeah no fucking shit sherlock. games dont always NEED stories. books generally DO...???
a wikipedia screenshot from jonathan blow's article. it says, "Blow thinks that there are individual elements of storytelling that work well in games, including mood, character and setting; but considers games to be a terrible medium for storytelling in general. As of 2016, he considered the quality of storytelling in games to be significantly lower than in literature." (there are sources cited after each of these claims, numbered 97, 98 and 99.)
December 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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i like posting my sporch things but twits is obvs going more and more kaput every day so TT_TT #Splatoon2 #SplatNet2 btw does anyone know if splatnet 3 has stuff like this to make tweet stuff of stats to post?? i looked once but didnt see anything similar
splatoon 2 "last 50 battles" stats: 30 victories, 20 defeats. an average of 5.8 splats per match (with, on average, 1 of those being an assist). an average of 2.7 special weapon (curling bomb launcher) uses.
April 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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finally i can share with the world. my son benadryl
"little buddy" from splatoon 3: a small fish-like critter with big bulbous eyes and a mohawk. he's sitting on top of a store sign outdoors and looking very happy. another shot of little buddy looking happy a third shot of little buddy looking VERY happy! another picture in the same spot, but little buddy looks emotionless
January 8, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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oops i forgot to reply sorry but yaaaay!!! i hope u know YOU mean a lot to me too heres a picture of cookie for u she says hi
October 24, 2024 at 1:43 AM
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😭😭😭😭😭🫶🫶🫶🫶 imthe same with u i see you and im like Omggg.!! i knowthat guy!!!!
October 23, 2024 at 2:11 AM
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its me. John video games. they cal me that because i inventd videogames. Hope you enjoy it
a low-resolution picture of hugh o'conner from ace attorney; there's text on it that says *kicks you square in the jaw* how you like them apples?!? two hands holding a picture frame; the photo inside the frame is of gameclam CEO mistar whyte a picture of count bleck, from super paper mario, accompanied by text in varying styles. there is an arrow pointing to the count himself, and then the text reads as follows: THIS UGLY SON OF A BITCH Is TRYING TO SUMMON THE VOID so he can DESTROY ALL WORLDS and basically, you are fucking stupid How? ...Just Watch The Free Video dialogue boxes from the characters bratty (left) and catty (right), both from the game undertale. the final word of their quote has been poorly edited over the original, and it now reads "SO hyped for the tragedy"
October 20, 2024 at 10:26 AM