Just Your Average Garden Gnome
@darkmatr.bsky.social
50 | UT | gay | proud dog dad | simple man seeking simple life
Looks like a gorgeous morning to me 😍
November 27, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Looks like a gorgeous morning to me 😍
Congrats! Planning on finishing my pack tomorrow and calling it. All about planning and determination. You got this!
November 20, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Congrats! Planning on finishing my pack tomorrow and calling it. All about planning and determination. You got this!
Well, it's about time! I've liked your dick in every pic I've seen. Glad you've caught up. ☺️
November 20, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Well, it's about time! I've liked your dick in every pic I've seen. Glad you've caught up. ☺️
Tuesday just officially became my favorite day of the week.
November 19, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Tuesday just officially became my favorite day of the week.
Heartwarming ☺️
November 7, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Heartwarming ☺️
Hope the baby's doing well and everything's all good.
October 31, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Hope the baby's doing well and everything's all good.
Interesting...a metaphoric pot! To use your description from yesterday, you could title this post "same shite, different day." Lovely 🥰
October 28, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Interesting...a metaphoric pot! To use your description from yesterday, you could title this post "same shite, different day." Lovely 🥰
Wow. That's...beautiful. 🫠
October 28, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Wow. That's...beautiful. 🫠
That last point is debatable. As a child, I suffered many bruises and sprained ankles attempting to emulate her moves in Pleasure Principle, Control and, of course, Rhythm Nation. It may not be the same caliber as her infamous brother, but it was child abuse all the same.
October 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
That last point is debatable. As a child, I suffered many bruises and sprained ankles attempting to emulate her moves in Pleasure Principle, Control and, of course, Rhythm Nation. It may not be the same caliber as her infamous brother, but it was child abuse all the same.
(I got you, Lily)
a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and says `` it was meee !!! ''
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and says `` it was meee !!! ''
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October 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
(I got you, Lily)
Oh...to be that plushy kiss wolf. No wonder he's wearing a perma-grin.
October 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Oh...to be that plushy kiss wolf. No wonder he's wearing a perma-grin.
Perfection! Now, to follow your lead. I'm off to the bakery!
October 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Perfection! Now, to follow your lead. I'm off to the bakery!
Awww...hope you get feeling better soon, my friend. 😘
October 14, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Awww...hope you get feeling better soon, my friend. 😘
I love it when past me is thoughtful of future me. Hope both of "you" (you's?) thoroughly enjoyed the almond croissants.
October 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I love it when past me is thoughtful of future me. Hope both of "you" (you's?) thoroughly enjoyed the almond croissants.
Awww...what a great looking family! Heartwarming. ☺️
October 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Awww...what a great looking family! Heartwarming. ☺️
Just warming the oil.
a man in a red shirt is clapping his hands in front of a red curtain
ALT: a man in a red shirt is clapping his hands in front of a red curtain
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October 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Just warming the oil.
You have my deepest sympathy. I'm told that I give the best hugs and am an excellent cuddler. I'm sending you one of each through the ether.
October 13, 2025 at 12:59 AM
You have my deepest sympathy. I'm told that I give the best hugs and am an excellent cuddler. I'm sending you one of each through the ether.
Aww...thanks, handsome!
June 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Aww...thanks, handsome!
Hope you get feeling better soon.
April 27, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Hope you get feeling better soon.
Up-close cocks and clocks. My favorites! Mesmerizing....
April 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Up-close cocks and clocks. My favorites! Mesmerizing....
Just confirmed.. I'm a vegetarian Kinsey 6.
March 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Just confirmed.. I'm a vegetarian Kinsey 6.
Now I need to get a bike.
February 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Now I need to get a bike.