Just Your Average Garden Gnome
@darkmatr.bsky.social
50 | UT | gay | proud dog dad | simple man seeking simple life
You've been kidnapped! The characters from the last TV show you watched are your only hope for rescue. Who's coming to save you?
I'm golden!
I'm golden!
November 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
You've been kidnapped! The characters from the last TV show you watched are your only hope for rescue. Who's coming to save you?
I'm golden!
I'm golden!
What's a poster you had up in your room growing up?
In my case, the queen was just coming to life.
In my case, the queen was just coming to life.
June 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
What's a poster you had up in your room growing up?
In my case, the queen was just coming to life.
In my case, the queen was just coming to life.
If music is therapy, who is your therapist?
February 8, 2025 at 12:30 PM
If music is therapy, who is your therapist?
Reposted by Just Your Average Garden Gnome
Quote with your first anime
January 17, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Quote with your first anime
Oldest selfie in my phone circa 2010.
January 14, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Oldest selfie in my phone circa 2010.
Quote with a photo of you from the 80s (if you were alive then)
January 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Quote with a photo of you from the 80s (if you were alive then)
Enter the year that you turned 10 into the GIF bar to see what was popular back then.
Yaaaaaaaaasss!
Yaaaaaaaaasss!
January 2, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Enter the year that you turned 10 into the GIF bar to see what was popular back then.
Yaaaaaaaaasss!
Yaaaaaaaaasss!
Speechless and unsurprised...
December 29, 2024 at 2:19 PM
Speechless and unsurprised...
My POV. What I wake up to every morning.
December 20, 2024 at 2:30 AM
My POV. What I wake up to every morning.
Happy TubbyTuesday 😀
December 17, 2024 at 4:58 PM
Happy TubbyTuesday 😀
Ever think about how different life could've been if you had only been a little braver in the moment?
December 14, 2024 at 8:38 PM
Ever think about how different life could've been if you had only been a little braver in the moment?
Repost with a picture of you and your pet
This is Tenzin.
This is Tenzin.
December 14, 2024 at 12:42 PM
Repost with a picture of you and your pet
This is Tenzin.
This is Tenzin.
Reply to this post with pictures of your pets. I want to see your furry people! ❤️🐶🐱
December 10, 2024 at 10:41 AM
Reply to this post with pictures of your pets. I want to see your furry people! ❤️🐶🐱
Scrubbing down and cleaning up for #tummytuesday. Anyone care to join me?
December 10, 2024 at 10:34 AM
Scrubbing down and cleaning up for #tummytuesday. Anyone care to join me?
If you see this post an image you saved because it made you laugh
December 7, 2024 at 12:07 AM
If you see this post an image you saved because it made you laugh
More chest, less tummy #tummytuesday
November 27, 2024 at 12:18 AM
More chest, less tummy #tummytuesday
Feeling introspective
November 24, 2024 at 8:42 PM
Feeling introspective
Mmmhmm...
November 18, 2024 at 4:26 AM
Mmmhmm...
introduce yourself with your top five sandwiches:
- reuben (classic, rye)
- Philly cheese steak (traditional w/ cheese wiz)
- garlic ribeye banh mi (Vietnamese sammy)
- roasted turkey & cranberry (w/brie on toasted ciabatta roll)
- tuna salad (Mayo, brown mustard, pickle relish, multigrain bread)
- reuben (classic, rye)
- Philly cheese steak (traditional w/ cheese wiz)
- garlic ribeye banh mi (Vietnamese sammy)
- roasted turkey & cranberry (w/brie on toasted ciabatta roll)
- tuna salad (Mayo, brown mustard, pickle relish, multigrain bread)
November 17, 2024 at 8:45 PM
introduce yourself with your top five sandwiches:
- reuben (classic, rye)
- Philly cheese steak (traditional w/ cheese wiz)
- garlic ribeye banh mi (Vietnamese sammy)
- roasted turkey & cranberry (w/brie on toasted ciabatta roll)
- tuna salad (Mayo, brown mustard, pickle relish, multigrain bread)
- reuben (classic, rye)
- Philly cheese steak (traditional w/ cheese wiz)
- garlic ribeye banh mi (Vietnamese sammy)
- roasted turkey & cranberry (w/brie on toasted ciabatta roll)
- tuna salad (Mayo, brown mustard, pickle relish, multigrain bread)
Introduce yourself with
One book 📚
One movie 🎥
One album 💿
One tv show 📺
One book 📚
One movie 🎥
One album 💿
One tv show 📺
November 17, 2024 at 2:48 PM
Introduce yourself with
One book 📚
One movie 🎥
One album 💿
One tv show 📺
One book 📚
One movie 🎥
One album 💿
One tv show 📺
Take time to breathe
November 10, 2024 at 12:38 AM
Take time to breathe