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Julie (she/her)
@darkhumorgirl.bsky.social
Are you even decorating if you haven't battled this boss?
November 29, 2025 at 9:47 PM
If you're wondering whether or not I would be a casualty of a real life Jurassic Park tragedy, I assure you that I would.
November 20, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Got this cutie new tattoo from an artist I've been following for ages! I love it so much! I didn't choose the candy life, the candy life chose me!
November 19, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Calmed down with some cacti this morning. Nothing gets me hype like a saguaro or a palm tree!
November 17, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Cuddly cat season has arrived! I'm just an electric blanket with thumbs to them.
November 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Man I just really love weaving!! It's honestly the best! New kitchen towels fresh off the loom!
November 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I've been using that extra hour everyday on weaving!
November 6, 2025 at 11:07 PM
For nearly a year I have regretted not getting this poncho... finally I got another chance!
November 2, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I was a clown again... forever 🤡🤡🤡
November 1, 2025 at 2:20 AM
The work from home office staff is working hard today. Apparently the task is encouraging rest?
1. Angus
2. Sam
3. Jellybean
October 29, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Had the most adorable IT specialist helping me set up my new equipment today
October 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
May I tell you about the skull socks I just finished? I'm pretty proud.

Last photo is just me bragging about how orderly the floats are inside
October 16, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Your grandparents and I are very excited to see these in stores again but very disappointed that they are smaller and not as good quality as they used to be.
October 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Tis the season
October 4, 2025 at 12:57 AM
If you see this, post a picture from your device without explanation
October 3, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I made a quilted witch hat... and then I made Rob model it. Productive day!
September 27, 2025 at 10:16 PM
T'was a good weekend at Fantastic Fest, I wish I could stay all week but the road calls me home tomorrow. Back to the real world... unfortunately.
September 22, 2025 at 3:40 AM
From this distance I can hear a smaller amount of pretentious discourse
September 19, 2025 at 9:20 PM
5 hours excited for Braums and then the gravy was lumpy...
September 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I was going to get into some more involved projects today but man I'm just wiped out. Knitting and horror movies instead
September 14, 2025 at 8:03 PM
New oversized ghost doily I crocheted!
September 7, 2025 at 3:36 PM
September 1, 2025 at 8:35 PM
September 1, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Maybe I'm overdosing on whimsy these days but that will be for whoever handles my estate sale someday to decide!
August 31, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Babe, wake up! The Plaza fountain horses are doing golden showers!
August 30, 2025 at 8:49 PM