Julie (she/her)
@darkhumorgirl.bsky.social
Horror lover, fiber artist, pet enthusiast, tarot dabbler
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I don't want to be a traitor to my own city but Hallmark's Touchdown Holiday: A Bills Love Story is a much better movie than the Chiefs one last year. More clever jokes and a better overall story. Plus it stars Holland Roden who was in one of my favorite horror movies of 2023 (Mother, May I)!
November 30, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I don't want to be a traitor to my own city but Hallmark's Touchdown Holiday: A Bills Love Story is a much better movie than the Chiefs one last year. More clever jokes and a better overall story. Plus it stars Holland Roden who was in one of my favorite horror movies of 2023 (Mother, May I)!
Ok @profanity.accountant I'm curious. What's on my podium?
November 30, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Ok @profanity.accountant I'm curious. What's on my podium?
Are you even decorating if you haven't battled this boss?
November 29, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Are you even decorating if you haven't battled this boss?
Happy "people think it's clever to tell you Die Hard is a Christmas movie" Season!
November 29, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Happy "people think it's clever to tell you Die Hard is a Christmas movie" Season!
I'm still sad about not eating potatoes today. If I had any in the house I would have made them when I got home. I truly didn't know I felt this strongly about the humble pomme de terre.
Not me on the verge of tears because there are no potatoes I can eat at the family thanksgiving 🥺🥺
November 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I'm still sad about not eating potatoes today. If I had any in the house I would have made them when I got home. I truly didn't know I felt this strongly about the humble pomme de terre.
Not me on the verge of tears because there are no potatoes I can eat at the family thanksgiving 🥺🥺
November 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Not me on the verge of tears because there are no potatoes I can eat at the family thanksgiving 🥺🥺
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Happy Thanksgiving creeps! We've got a new episode for you! Take a break from your family with us as we look at Keeper, director Osgood Perkins’ third movie in 18 months. We also suggest some more weird stuff in the woods and talk about what foods we've eaten because of our Midwestern upbringing.
November 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Happy Thanksgiving creeps! We've got a new episode for you! Take a break from your family with us as we look at Keeper, director Osgood Perkins’ third movie in 18 months. We also suggest some more weird stuff in the woods and talk about what foods we've eaten because of our Midwestern upbringing.
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New episode tomorrow, but a reminder we've covered both THANKSGIVING & BLOOD RAGE if you need Turkey Day entertainment.
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November 27, 2025 at 2:36 AM
New episode tomorrow, but a reminder we've covered both THANKSGIVING & BLOOD RAGE if you need Turkey Day entertainment.
Of course, tis the season anyway, but returning to remote work has really brought back my enthusiasm for cooking. I was dreading dinner most nights and now I might get some new recipes into the rotation!
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November 26, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Of course, tis the season anyway, but returning to remote work has really brought back my enthusiasm for cooking. I was dreading dinner most nights and now I might get some new recipes into the rotation!
You know, they say that businesses are pushing AI so that they can employ less humans but my whole job now is going through client lists that were categorized by AI and fixing all of the mistakes...a task that would require exactly as much labor if a human had just done the initial categorizing
November 26, 2025 at 7:37 PM
You know, they say that businesses are pushing AI so that they can employ less humans but my whole job now is going through client lists that were categorized by AI and fixing all of the mistakes...a task that would require exactly as much labor if a human had just done the initial categorizing
As a "congratulations for making it 30 days" apparently the new job is sending me some gifts from Amazon. 2 coming Friday and 4 coming Monday. My mind boggles! What on earth could these 6 gifts from people who don't know me at all be??
November 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
As a "congratulations for making it 30 days" apparently the new job is sending me some gifts from Amazon. 2 coming Friday and 4 coming Monday. My mind boggles! What on earth could these 6 gifts from people who don't know me at all be??
A whole week of away from home vacation with no tummy trouble is pretty much unheard of for me. Apparently the trade off was that I barely slept. I'll take it because I can handle being tired better than other things but why must it always be something?
November 23, 2025 at 1:43 AM
A whole week of away from home vacation with no tummy trouble is pretty much unheard of for me. Apparently the trade off was that I barely slept. I'll take it because I can handle being tired better than other things but why must it always be something?
Please universe, never put me in a job where I "need to get a little work done on the plane " In flight time should be free time to let your mind wander and what not. What if the plane crashed and the last thing you did was circle back on that deliverable when you could have been daydreaming??
November 22, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Please universe, never put me in a job where I "need to get a little work done on the plane " In flight time should be free time to let your mind wander and what not. What if the plane crashed and the last thing you did was circle back on that deliverable when you could have been daydreaming??
Not me out here spending my morning helping birds get out of the Palm Springs airport
November 22, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Not me out here spending my morning helping birds get out of the Palm Springs airport
Right outside our Palm Springs hotel room door there are grapefruit trees. You can choose between pink and white and you're allowed to just pick them. This is heaven.
November 20, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Right outside our Palm Springs hotel room door there are grapefruit trees. You can choose between pink and white and you're allowed to just pick them. This is heaven.
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Move over, Tammy!
It's time for "Julie and the TRex"
It's time for "Julie and the TRex"
November 20, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Move over, Tammy!
It's time for "Julie and the TRex"
It's time for "Julie and the TRex"
If you're wondering whether or not I would be a casualty of a real life Jurassic Park tragedy, I assure you that I would.
November 20, 2025 at 6:44 PM
If you're wondering whether or not I would be a casualty of a real life Jurassic Park tragedy, I assure you that I would.
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Carnage Report now represented at the Cabazon Dinosaur park! Tell 'em Large Marge sent you!
November 20, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Carnage Report now represented at the Cabazon Dinosaur park! Tell 'em Large Marge sent you!
I've been regularly wearing the boots I brought with me on this trip for nearly a year. They are well broken in. So the fact that they are rubbing my ankles raw is really pissing me off!
November 19, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I've been regularly wearing the boots I brought with me on this trip for nearly a year. They are well broken in. So the fact that they are rubbing my ankles raw is really pissing me off!
This one definitely wasn't pushed as hard as Longlegs or the Monkey and honestly was probably hardest to market anyway but certain people are going to love it when they find it. (People like me)
FYI: NEON and Oz Perkins’ KEEPER couldn’t match the success of LONGLEGS and THE MONKEY.
KEEPER Breaks Oz Perkins’ Hot Streak At The Box Office
NEON and Oz Perkins’ KEEPER couldn’t match the success of LONGLEGS and THE MONKEY.
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November 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
This one definitely wasn't pushed as hard as Longlegs or the Monkey and honestly was probably hardest to market anyway but certain people are going to love it when they find it. (People like me)
Got this cutie new tattoo from an artist I've been following for ages! I love it so much! I didn't choose the candy life, the candy life chose me!
November 19, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Got this cutie new tattoo from an artist I've been following for ages! I love it so much! I didn't choose the candy life, the candy life chose me!
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Carnage Reporter stickers representing the pod in the Punk Rock Museum bathrooms! The men's room is substantially more stickered than the women's!
November 19, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Carnage Reporter stickers representing the pod in the Punk Rock Museum bathrooms! The men's room is substantially more stickered than the women's!
The absolute whiplash of going from Vegas and zero quiet moments to a historic cowboy motel in Pioneer Town that doesn't even have a TV
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November 19, 2025 at 4:35 AM
The absolute whiplash of going from Vegas and zero quiet moments to a historic cowboy motel in Pioneer Town that doesn't even have a TV
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Our wishlist for guests this year was @adamcesare.bsky.social, @bitterkarella.bsky.social, & @tedgeoghegan.bsky.social, & they all ended up on the show!
Who should we shoot for in 2026?
Who should we shoot for in 2026?
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November 19, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Our wishlist for guests this year was @adamcesare.bsky.social, @bitterkarella.bsky.social, & @tedgeoghegan.bsky.social, & they all ended up on the show!
Who should we shoot for in 2026?
Who should we shoot for in 2026?
Put a dollar in the black cat themed slot machine on our way out of the hotel and won $18! Feel like Rusty in Vegas Vacation right now!
November 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Put a dollar in the black cat themed slot machine on our way out of the hotel and won $18! Feel like Rusty in Vegas Vacation right now!