Matt Damon Enjoyer
@darkfruitspapi.bsky.social
I love my wife (Matt Damon)
(He/ him)
(He/ him)
Full of iced tea and regret I might have to sleep on the floor of this random restaurant
August 31, 2023 at 5:50 PM
Full of iced tea and regret I might have to sleep on the floor of this random restaurant
Spider-man wouldn't last 2 weeks where I come from
August 28, 2023 at 8:07 AM
Spider-man wouldn't last 2 weeks where I come from
Completed pikmin 3 !
August 19, 2023 at 10:20 PM
Completed pikmin 3 !
Is Men in Black the perfect film?
I don't think so personally, but it's still pretty good!
Also given the era and the premise I could've sworn there was a scene where Will Smith hits on a lady and she flashes a weird alien tongue at him or whatever
I don't think so personally, but it's still pretty good!
Also given the era and the premise I could've sworn there was a scene where Will Smith hits on a lady and she flashes a weird alien tongue at him or whatever
August 4, 2023 at 1:03 PM
Is Men in Black the perfect film?
I don't think so personally, but it's still pretty good!
Also given the era and the premise I could've sworn there was a scene where Will Smith hits on a lady and she flashes a weird alien tongue at him or whatever
I don't think so personally, but it's still pretty good!
Also given the era and the premise I could've sworn there was a scene where Will Smith hits on a lady and she flashes a weird alien tongue at him or whatever
Source?
i am on blue sky
August 4, 2023 at 12:57 PM
Source?
Bluesky just needs dms and a Meek Mill Funny Moments gimmick account and then it'll be perfect
August 2, 2023 at 7:00 PM
Bluesky just needs dms and a Meek Mill Funny Moments gimmick account and then it'll be perfect
If JFK didn't want to end up like that he shouldn't have gone to Dallas without checking in with Vanilla Ice
August 1, 2023 at 4:12 PM
If JFK didn't want to end up like that he shouldn't have gone to Dallas without checking in with Vanilla Ice
I get the same feeling seeing people post their letterboxd reviews as i do when I'm being cornered by a tipsy person at a pub
August 1, 2023 at 7:21 AM
I get the same feeling seeing people post their letterboxd reviews as i do when I'm being cornered by a tipsy person at a pub
I love dilly-dallying and I love faffing about. This is why capitalism and I don't mix
July 31, 2023 at 6:50 AM
I love dilly-dallying and I love faffing about. This is why capitalism and I don't mix
Is it still 7 years of bad luck if the mirror falls on its own accord?
July 27, 2023 at 2:46 PM
Is it still 7 years of bad luck if the mirror falls on its own accord?
I can't lie I will miss X
July 25, 2023 at 1:00 PM
I can't lie I will miss X
Think my therapist is a girl a went on a date with over lockdown??? Took me 4 sessions to realise
July 25, 2023 at 11:19 AM
Think my therapist is a girl a went on a date with over lockdown??? Took me 4 sessions to realise
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it should display this when you sign up for bsky
July 24, 2023 at 11:40 PM
it should display this when you sign up for bsky
Thinking of all the hyper-fixations I've accidently awakened
July 25, 2023 at 5:00 AM
Thinking of all the hyper-fixations I've accidently awakened
Just clocked there's no hashtags, so every post is just for your followers and no more?
July 25, 2023 at 4:35 AM
Just clocked there's no hashtags, so every post is just for your followers and no more?
Before i get comfy what's this site's view on Italians
July 24, 2023 at 9:37 PM
Before i get comfy what's this site's view on Italians
Are people getting cancelled on here yet or is there still time to be the first?
I can't keep biting my tongue on the barbie movie
I can't keep biting my tongue on the barbie movie
July 24, 2023 at 6:31 PM
Are people getting cancelled on here yet or is there still time to be the first?
I can't keep biting my tongue on the barbie movie
I can't keep biting my tongue on the barbie movie
Replace the car chases with musical numbers and the Fast and Furious movies are like American Bollywood
July 24, 2023 at 12:55 PM
Replace the car chases with musical numbers and the Fast and Furious movies are like American Bollywood
I'm really funny and cool
what's an opinion you have that's 100% correct but makes for uncomfortable silence?
July 24, 2023 at 11:59 AM
I'm really funny and cool