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darkexcalibur42.bsky.social
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@darkexcalibur42.bsky.social
sci-fi fan. horror victim. ttRPG game dev(?). they/them.
Just finished my next submission for Pirate Point, minus some editing passes.

What's it about? I'll give a hint!
November 13, 2025 at 11:41 AM
No, that's New Zealand. And they TIED you for Urban Legends.

You have 65 people, and 2 of them live on Tasmania. ;P
November 12, 2025 at 6:52 AM
lol yep. That was the original inspiration, and the first story turned out well enough. See first paragraph:
November 12, 2025 at 6:43 AM
I can really only go downhill from here.
#BattleTech
November 12, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I have more. They're all stupid.
November 12, 2025 at 4:31 AM
It occurred to me that maybe I should start posting my low-effort #BattleTech shitposts to Bluesky
November 12, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Sounds at least as unhinged as this movie to me
November 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Easily the best "warning" I've seen since this one:
November 9, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Don't worry, I checked. Backups are all good.
November 1, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Me watching Smallville: "NO! Lex has hired a member of the Lucien Alliance to work security for him!"
October 30, 2025 at 6:18 AM
My assistant is here to "help"
October 29, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Ugh. If I didn't know people who said they disliked porn almost always voted for the r*pist I never would've gotten this many correct.

That one insight raised my results from "worse than random guessing" to "roughly equal to guessing at random".
October 29, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Shit, I've just been reminded of this scene. I'm no original D:
October 29, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Literally go FUCK yourself, Google.

No, I don't want to listen to your shitty fucking generic AI gaming youtuber voice when I could be listening to a somber, atmospheric narrator. You're literally fucking up art with AI for no fucking reason.

FUCK YOU.
October 28, 2025 at 2:00 PM
October 28, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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October 25, 2025 at 8:57 AM
October 24, 2025 at 1:14 AM
✨Capitalism!✨
October 22, 2025 at 8:14 PM
No worries! Punctuation makes things hit different.
October 22, 2025 at 8:12 PM
"After thousands of injuries and at least three children's deaths were attributed to lawn darts, the sharp-pointed darts were banned for sale in the United States and Canada."

Imagine if LLMs got regulated as heavily as lawn darts.
October 21, 2025 at 9:54 AM
A while ago I realized the reflection of Charl's ring light looks like irises, and now I can't not see it like googly eyes whenever his head moves during a video.
October 19, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I still think the concrete milkshake thing all started because conservatives were too dumb to know that's just a menu item at Culver's
October 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM
October 3152, the Inner Sphere.
A new major house arises from ashes of Jade Falcon's territories.
#BattleTech
October 10, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Bigot doesn't like being called a bigot, so accuses me of being Jewish because to them that's an insult.

Sorry buddy, you're not the first fascist to mistake me for Jewish. Like the rest of your posts, that info is just made up.
October 5, 2025 at 9:17 AM